• “God Karin, cant you understand men are SCARED of you!?” Misha yelled at her cousin as the nine year old stormed from the newest rulers bedroom. She passed by a certain red headed prince in the hall and went to watch football with the guards. Misha felt at ease, as she didn’t know the young ruler was planning her ‘demise’ as she watched the next touchdown.

    Misha was grumbling as she scrubbed the fountain in the ruler, Karin’s, courtyard. She began to hum some random song ‘Kanashimi wo Yashashisa ni’. Her hand itched at the silver ankle bracelet than locked her to the castle she was now cleaning. She looked around and saw she was done for the day. Misha cracked her back and a disgusting sound emerged. She smiled, as she felt better walked in the dank clothes towards her room. As she saw something red over the castle wall, a prince on a tan horse walked around. Her green eyes met his sea green eyes and she shook it off. “Wha’dya want?” She said her arms crossed and she watched him just shake his head some.

    “ Oh Miss. Nothing I suppose…just getting lose in those emeralds you call eyes. “ He said trying to be smooth and was surprised she just walked past him and into the house. Gaara vowed that he would find her…somehow….or he would kill her for her insolence.

    Karin just watched three guards ignore her orders. She glared and stormed into her room, slamming the door, and knocking her mirror off the back of the door. “ oh sorry Suigetsu…” She said and returned him to his nail on the back of her door and got an idea. “Oh! I have a question for you” Karin cleared her throat and smiled at the silver haired friend in her mirror. “Dearest comrade off the floor, Am I the sexiest near the door?” She smiled ever so sweetly, or at least she tried.

    “Pfft, no I am. But anyway what was your question?” Suigetsu said smirking at the girl before him.

    Karin fumed at him and tried to be nice again her jaw clenched. “ alright…whose the prettiest in the castle?” She said her eyes staring directly into his.

    Suigetsu thought a moment smiled at her evil look. “Oh easy. Your cousin Misha” He morphed into the back of the mirror and in his presence hung a sign “resting, ask questions later”

    Karin just stared into the sign and began to scream and stomp around her bedroom. She lay on her bed fuming until Neji answered her call. “ Neji! I want you to kill Misha”. She said sending him away without questions.

    Neji hated his job being the huntsman for Karin. He decided that he would spite the girl by grabbing his key and walking into Misha’s room. Ignoring her cries he unlocked the silver band that bound her to the castle and smiled.

    “…you can smile ?” Misha said standing and packing her stuff. She listened to him tell her what Karin was pissed about and smiled. “ oh, I’m pretty. Interesting” She said as she grabbed her stuff and looked at him. “ See ya I guess….” She said and jumped out her window. She grabbed some spray paint out of her bag and as she stood before a clear wall in the open. She sprayed three huge sayings across the wall. “Karin is a whore wannabe”, Karin turns straight guys gay”, and finally “Karin eats your baby and laughs at you afterwards”. She smiled at her handiwork and made her way into the forest.

    Neji now held a box that held a doe’s heart in it instead of Misha’s. He handed it to Karin and got out before he heard Karin’s evil laugh. He felt like finally he had rebelled without getting hurt in the long run.

    Misha was walking through the forest as she suddenly came to a cottage in the field before her. She raised an eyebrow and when she saw nothing that looked too dangerous. She walked past all the ninja traps and avoided them with ease. She looked in the windows of the cottage and nearly gagged. There was rotting food, dirty dishes, and just mountains of dirty laundry. She knew she was at a guys dorm house.

    “umm…who are you ?” said a strange blond guy which caused Misha to jump.

    She looked to see 7 guys staring at her and she kinda looked to the side. “ ummm Misha..” she said to them. One with a spiky ponytail looked at her.

    “look...we need to get in our house..” he pushed past her and she noticed they all filed in to the home. They all hung up their kunais on hooks that had a name above them. The names were “Naruto, Sasuke (this one had little hearts drawn around it), Shikamaru, Shino, Choji, Kiba, and Lee. She learned the names of the boys and followed in.

    “ you guys really need to clean up your s**t…”She said looking at them and getting a glare. Shikamaru stepped up and looked her in the eye. “fine…you look like you need a place to stay…you can stay here and you have to play a game of shoji with me. If you win, we’ll clean up the house...if you lose, you have to clean and cook. Deal?” he said his hand out. The others snickered as they saw her nod and accept.

    She lost after a long time. Shikamaru had actually begun to worry, but in the end Misha did lose. When they had gone to work at the gay bar she cleaned the house. She had found the big screen T.V. and officially had started watching football while they were gone. Shino was counting the money as they all fell in love. She was in her favorite teams jersey, face paint, and her hair was tinted. They had finally found a girl who liked football.

    Karin looked at Suigetsu and pouted. “Suigetsu…show me my Sasuke..i know he’s gay but still..” She watched as his watery form swished away to show Sasuke with his arm around Misha. They along with Shikamaru and Naruto were all wearing the same team colors. The others wore the other teams color. All had face paint plus tinted hair. They were eating snacks and cheering as the football game went on and on. “….she’s alive…..NEEEEJJJJIII !!”.

    Neji came running sure of what had happened and looked at her. “ yes M’lady ?” he said to her and smiled some.

    “Misha ! she’s alive!” She fumed and was glaring.

    Neji took a look at Misha in the mirror and shook his head. “ Ah, but I think Orochimaru brought her back as a puppet...I mean you know how mad he was when you turned Sasuke gay...” He said carefully and watched Karin nod accepting the excuse.

    “Sorry Neji, you can go..” Karin said carefully and lay on her bed crying.

    Karin was thinking something that was very dastardly. She knew she had to kill Misha and knowing where Sasuke lived only came with being obsessed with him. She pulled out a case of beer and began to do ninjutsu over it. She smirked. Now the next person to drink any of the beers would have the full ninjutsu kill them. They would be in suspended animation. Only ever to be awakened by true loves first kiss.

    Misha was home alone as she always was. She had all the snacks out and the DVR set to record this game. This was supposed to be the best game ever for their team and they wanted to be able to always re-watch it.

    DING DONG

    She groaned as she went to see the door and saw just a regular girl. She was unable to sense the jutsu. Karin made it seem that she was a girl who worked with the boys. “Hey, Choji told me to give this 6 pack to you, your allowed one this time he said “ She said handing the eager Misha her beer.

    Misha cracked open a perfect beer and chugged it in under a minute. She was the house champion for chugging and she was proud of her title. Almost instantly she felt horrible and the world went black. Misha was dead.

    The boys all returned to the home. They were expecting the usual hyper greeting from Misha but she didn’t meet them at the door. Shikamaru walked in and was heartbroken. Before him lay the helpless dead body of the only girl he had started to feel something for. Misha.

    As the others filed in and found her Shika held her limp body and they worked hard to make something nice. They finally got together something that was nice enough. It had roses around it and was very soft as they lay her body there. They were all very sad, but Sasuke had noticed that the reason for her death meant it could only be reduced by true loves first kiss. So the boys waited…none of them had ever heard a thing about a boy she liked, but they hoped he would come.

    Gaara was walking through the forest as he suddenly saw in the frat boy’s house the pretty girl from before. On her hug a sign that said ‘one kiss, no creeps’ He walked over and soon found out she would only relive once she felt true loves kiss. Gaara finally bent down and pressed his lips to her and was surprised to taste bear and see her green eyes flitter to life. He stood back as Misha blushed but smirked at him.

    “ wow…a football wedding…” Shika asked as he looked at the themed wedding. He had liked Misha but was too lazy to fight for her. He just smiled gently as he saw her lips press to Gaara’s and thought he heard the anguished screams of the woman that turned Sasuke gay.