• heart 25 ways to make gaara cry heart or kill you burning_eyes

    1.ask him what the thing on his head says.
    2.when he tells you scream PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    3.steal his teddy bear.
    4.throw sand in his face
    5.bite him
    6.take him to a sandcastle contest and kick his over right before he submits it
    7.ask him to date you
    8. then when he shouts get out of here and some other things say he is the worst sand man ever
    9.kick his shin and scream "RIP OFF ARTIST!!!!!!!!!"
    10.sniff him and run away holding your nose
    11. make him read a gaara lee fanfic
    12.fart in his face
    13. tell him yasamaru is still alive
    14. stare at him cross-eyed
    15. use a palstic surgen and some sand clones to make it so he can only smile. ONLY smile.
    16. stab the kanji on his head
    17. make him watch naruto abridged by masocx and vegveta8967
    18.slap him and say "never borrow my eyeliner ever again"
    19. sing him numa numa
    20. call him sasuke and while he is screaming at you have your shadow clone style his hair like sasukes
    21. steal his cookies
    22. bash cookies in his face
    23.stael temaris fan, bash it over gaara's head, then get temari and say gaara broke your fan
    24.sell his groud on ebay
    25.make him read this using itachis mangekyo shringan so he will know it all by heart

    blaugh yet even more stupidity by marshumaro