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Coo.... Cooo...
"Do you hear that?"
My heart skips a beat, and a frantically look down the street to see where it came from.
Cooo... Coooo...
I look up and exclaim, "Oh dear lord... EVERYBODY RUN, THE NUNS ARE COMING!!"
The sky darkens. The cooing mixed with flapping of their gowns drown out the screams of the frantic panicking people. I watch in utter fear as one swoops down and cracks a ruler upon the head of a poor innocent woman. She slams against a wall and collapses.
I run down a dark alley and I find a side door to an old restaurant. It was disgusting, and smelled like rotting flesh, but I wasn't quite in a position to complain.
I look out the front window and see a some of them fluttering a few doors down. I run and duck behind an overturned table.
Cooo..
The door slowly creaks open... I hear her gown sweep across the floor as she hovers through the restaurant. She took out her ruler, and with a swift movement, cracked it against a nearby table.
CRACK!
It made me jump, just a little, but it was just enough to give away my position.
I get up and run as fast as I can for the door, but just before I make it, she grabs me by the ears, and throws me on the floor. She looks down on me with those eyes, that maddening gaze, those bright glowing crimson eyes. She raises the ruler high above her head, and without an ounce of expression, swings it down strong enough to break the sound barrier, and shatters it against my face. I slam into a table next to me, and skid to a stop. She looks strait up to the ceiling, and opens her mouth.
Cooo! Coooo!
At that moment, hundreds of cooing nuns fly into the restaurant and the whole room goes black. I feel nails digging into my skin, ripping and tearing, all over my body. Still in total darkness, I hear a loud crash, and then the wind rushing by my ears. Moments later, i see a bright light, a blindingly bright light. It takes me a few seconds to focus, and then suddenly, I find the ground, shooting up towards me.
I feel a sudden sharp pain, all over the front half of my body. A burning sensation takes over. The the world goes black. I hear a faint cooing in the darkness...
Coo... Cooo...
- by tomheller127 |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 10/19/2008 |
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- Title: The Nuns!
- Artist: tomheller127
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Description:
This is just a random story i wrote a while back
it always makes me laugh, no matter how many times i read it.
:D - Date: 10/19/2008
- Tags: nuns
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Comments (4 Comments)
- CocoxEatingxFairy - 06/14/2009
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funny as heck. i can imagine the nuns demented as heck. lolz
XD
(read my story Dream On please.) - Report As Spam
- Meadowlarks - 01/28/2009
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Lol but coo?
nuns coo?
idk lol
XDDDD - Report As Spam
- Jaizen-Kariir - 01/28/2009
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okay just to make sure i understand the person turns into a Nun as well right??
Awesome story!! smile - Report As Spam
- Chucky Bread-Head - 01/20/2009
- ROFLMAO!!!!!! THAT WAS GREATNESS!!!! I read that like five times and I was still laughing! 20 stars from me!
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