• School. I would give up anything for me to just know everything I need to and not have to go through this torture day in day out. Lizzie loves it. She treats all her teachers like gods. I listen to her babble about science and history. Then again, she still thinks that doing the dishes is fun. The day she grows up, I have no doubt that she will be exactly like me.
    "Alice!" cried Anna. Anna was more deserving of the name Alice than me. She was exactly like the Alice in the Twilight books. She even had some boyfriend named Austin who looked like he's in pain. He looked like Edward scissor hands. Unless he played sports. Then he just looked cocky.
    Anna hugged me, squeezing my arms to my sides. I inhaled sharply through my teeth.
    Aw, did you get attacked again? Silly silly, going through alleyways like that. You should stop."
    "Whatever."
    "So how long did it take for the police to get there?"
    "Somebody saved me and carried me home."
    Alice twirled around in a circle, throwing her arms out. "That's so romantic! Was he there in the morning?"
    "Yeah. He didn't trust me by myself."
    "Aw, he's sounds like such a good guy."
    "That's great Ann."
    "Hey, guess what? We have knew students coming in to school today. Isn't that great?"
    "Yeah, woohoo."
    "You don't sound very enthusiastic," she said, sticking out her bottom lip and crossing her arms.
    "Is that them?" I asked, pointing randomly.
    "Yep, I think so."
    I looked hastily. Wow what are the chances that I'd end up pointing right at them?
    There stood a rude looking guy, letting all the girls hang on him. Turd.
    And then there was Caleb.
    The rude looking guy turned around, Caleb's complete twin. Except for the smile. It was sadistic looking. Caleb sidestepped him, and walked past me.
    "Yo," he said, holding up a hand.
    "Yo," I said, giving him a high five.
    This is the story of my life with the twins.