• "Wake up!" cries my mother.
    "I never went to sleep so I can't wake up" I pointed out.
    "Just get out of bed." my mom says.
    "Five more minutes pleeaase." I groan.
    Like always I feel a groan and I start falling through the air and land with a thump on the ground.
    "Thanks. The floors more comfortable than the coach." I say
    "FINE BE THAT WAY!" she screams.
    She stomps off and goes to the mirror.
    Thank God my mom can't commit to something very well (except for a fight).
    Our fights (and i litteraly mean fights) normally wiped out whole streets.
    I get up thinking that i've kept away from my friends for to long.
    Maybe i should go to the beach with them.
    "MOM! I'm going to the beach with my friends" I yell.
    I can hear her thoughts already "Finally he can get out of the house."
    I walk out into the sun.
    I run to the beach.
    I walk into the sand it's grainy judging by the way people are reacting but i couldn't tell i dont feel it.
    I see my friends I wont tell you their real names but lets say I have a LOT in common with one of them.
    We do as we always do gossip talk about stuff Then we make fun of Elizabeth (real name).
    She is a monkey faced, stupid, science nerd, who thinks we're her friends.
    "HI!! Guys remember me its your friend Elizabeth." She says as we just start the good gossiping.
    ''Lord can't she go away" I whisper to all of them.
    "I don't think so." they all reply.
    "Well then this'll do the trick." I say.
    "HEY ELIZABETH COME OVER HER YOU NEED TO LOOK AT SOMETHING!"
    "What is it?"
    "My fist." I say as i punch her hard enough to send her flying into the ocean.
    "NOOOOOOOOTTTTT AGAIN!" she yells as she flies into the ocean.
    I hear people all around me exclaim "WOW" and "AMAZING" but my friends all yawned.
    They were used to it.
    I take a quick look at all the people around they were all ingnorent idiots who couldn't guess anything other than the fact that I was super strong (so was one of my friends sitting next to me but they didn't know that I've always been a bit more showy).
    "Dang I have to go my mom will freak if im not back for dinner. Why couldn't Elizabeth just leave us alone." I say as i walk away from the beach.
    "SEE YAH TOMMORROW!" They yell back.
    "They still don't know." I whispered.
    I knew she could hear. She of course had great hearing.
    "No, they still dont know the secret." She whispers back so only I can hear.
    Of course to my other two friends it looked like we wern't even moving our mouths.
    "Good" I say.
    A vampires life is hard we have to keep up appearance or we will get hunted down and killed.
    Of course we do have that fool Gambino to blame for all our "wrestling matches" he blows up so many things that we can easily get away with anything.
    A guy comes up to me and says "Have you seen any vampires I am sworn to hunt them."
    I laugh and walk away leaving the guy looking puzzled.
    Fools.
    They think all those rumors we can't walk out into sun light, you can't see our reflection, we have to drink blood, etc are real.
    Some stuff the got right like we can't feel stuff like pain, we're immortal, our bite can transform a human, and we can't sleep.
    I walk home and think "If they knew half the stuff about vampires they thought they do we would be extinct."
    I go home reveling in this thought.
    We would all deserve it for all the death we've caused by our "wrestling matches".