• Okay, there was once a boy named Bill. He was so happy that his mom ungrounded him. Well, while he was walking home from Andrew's, his friend, and he met John.
    "Hey John," Bill said, walking slowly to see if John will catch up.
    "Hey Bill. Can I come to your house?" He asked.
    "Sure," Bill walked his normal speed now. Well while they were only a block away from his house, a giant gorilla came roaring out of somebody's driveway.
    " Oh my god. Bill, we're gonna die." John stared in horror as the gorilla came stomping towards them. The gorilla roared and grab hold of John while Bill was running. OH CRAP, JOHN IS GONNA FREAKIN DIE!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??!
    Bill ran as fast as he could. Then he realized what to do. He saw a banana on the road and picked it up. (idk how u can find a banana on the road but anyway...) He threw it at the gorilla and the gorilla let go of John. The gorilla smiled and ate it. Then the gorilla talked. O.O
    "Thanks dude," the gorilla said, then walked off. John and Bill were holding each other.
    "Oh, and Bill, i'm gay." Bill stared at John with horror. John smiled and grabbed a hold of Bills hand.
    Bill killed himself the next day. He couldn't handle all of the abnormal crap that was going on.