- Ok..Uh...Britney Spears? If you like the woman, leave now: I think that she was an ok person and stuff, I just don't wanna be a fan of a head shaver, is she like a shemale-wannabe? I mean, I can't beleive she ACTUALLY SHAVED HER HEAD MAN! Who honestly wants to shave their head and show it off? I mean, if it was a guy that let his hair grow and shaved it, or a guy has diseases involving changes in the body, but...no. Ummmm......Who else? How about Guns n' Roses? Honestly, they're a good band, and I like their Welcome To The Jungle song, but take another look at the members: its like they never showered, and Slash has long hair, and everyone else does too! Like Britney, except they never had found the time to get to a barber, or get someone to do it for them at all, they had time to compose a song or two, but a barber that is worth 5-6 minutes? I mean c'mon. Next Victim: Maybe Eminem or something, no, How about someone I will wanna see? Victor Borge! Well, his children and grandchildren, cuz he has been dead since last year. This guy was making the funny stuff before Your parents or maybe even parent' parents were born. He lived a long life because his life was full of laughter, and thats one of the keys for a successful life! His Inflationary language: "You look twoderful three night!" and "obviously he was intoxicnineted" for those that don't get it, is that the part of a word thats a number and make it a number higher, such as: "I ate a tenderloin with my fork" would be " I nined an Elevenderloin with my fivek" And his Phonetical Punctuation! Well, umm, you saw everything from my points of view, about a person and band that i partially dislike for a reason(s) and my favorite!
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- Title: who i wouldnt see
- Artist: The mad and the furious
- Description: if i could see one celbrity, who wouldn't it be?
- Date: 12/16/2008
- Tags: celebrity funny victor gunsnroses britney
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- Srsly Sxe - 01/02/2009
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lol this is halarious (icantspell)
and thx for not picking on eminem he has problems but still thx for not picking on him ^_^ - Report As Spam