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2:37 A.M.
A girl with long sliver hair walks down the cold dark street while talking on the phone this is her conversation: "Hi! What's so important that you had to tell me shirou?"
Person on the phone: "Listen kimi you heard about those kiddnapings?"
Kimi: "Oh yhea! So what about them?"
Shirou: "Well I wanted to tell you what the guy is suspose to look like Kimi!!"
as Kimi walks further down the street she sees a boy about her age lying on the ground bleeding...
Kimi: "Oh my gosh!!! Shirou I gotta call you back later ok? BYE!"
she hung up the phone before Shirou could say any more.
Kimi runs over to the boy and sees that he's not awake.
"Is he dead?!?!?!?! Oh no oh no oh no!!!"
just then the boy wakes up and he sees that he's lying in her lap.
Seeing the distrout look on the boy's face made Kimi also realize that his head was right beneth her boobs. Before the boy looked up Kimi threw him back on the ground.
Then a man who was most likely 3 or 4 years older than her walks up to Kimi
and says "come on that kid is a pervert why don't I give ya a ride home girly?"
Kimi has heard this pitiful pick-up line many times before and says "Sorry but what if this perverted guy was my boyfriend then you'd be in alot of trouble buddy.." Kimi said it in a kooled way.
The man was not pleased with her reasponse and grabbed her by her wrist with one hand and shoved her to the wall of the building with the other.
Kimi let out a yelp. and the boy jumped to his feet swung around and kicked the man in the face luanching the man half way across the street.
"I thought you were hurt?!?!?!!" Kimi said
"You thought that because your stupid...you would've been able to tell if I was hurt because I'd be dead! now come on he'll probly be healed by now so we gotta run!" He said as he grabbed her hand and jumped on to the roof.
"What are you doing?!?!?! Put me down you creep!! I've got ummm uhh (she searches through her pockets) I've got lip gloss and I'm not afraid to use it!!"
the boy looked at her and said "lip gloss really? Wow scary!" he said in a mocking tone. "whoops we gotta go hold on!!" he yelled as he picked up Kimi like those people who've just got married do.. and he jumped so fast and far Kimi swore that this boy had to be a vampire!
When they stopped the boy and kimi were siting behind a shed in someone's yard so Kimi thought that now would be a perfect time to ask him. "hey what's your name anyways?"
the boy looked at Kimi and said ".....Gimpy.....your Kimi right?"
Kimi nodded
Gimpy said "I heard your name from when you were talking on your phone..."
"oh" kimi replied after a min or two Kimi asked gimpy
"Are you a vampire?"
Gimpy looked shockedand said "yhea........"
Kimi sat there for a second
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(ok now it';s sunk in)
"AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!"
Gimpy sighed and tried to tell her to shut up
but the more he tried to more she screamed then he pinned her to the ground and forcefully kissed her
after the kiss he picked her back up again and started to run.
then Kimi said "why did you kiss me?..............."
Gimpy didn't even look at her and said "well how else was I suspose to make you shut up?"
- by xHeavens_RejectedChildx |
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- | Submitted on 02/14/2009 |
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- Title: Shut up! A funny story
- Artist: xHeavens_RejectedChildx
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Description:
this is a vampire short story ok?
all that is in this story is well you read it and find out!
^_~ - Date: 02/14/2009
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Comments (6 Comments)
- SnookiiSnickers - 08/09/2010
- dam this is my thang!!! i luffff it!! :ddd 5/5
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- ShannonOhNoes - 12/22/2009
- OWW!! (lol that was supposed to b a wolf howling.. thats my thang [ wink LUV IT!!! <333
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- Cl3v3rRey - 05/04/2009
- Utterly Brilliant!!!!!!!!
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- supermadme - 03/27/2009
- Lol! Brilliant!!!
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- meerodi - 02/16/2009
- lol! awesome! I can't wait to read the rest! biggrin
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- Fayne Darkness - 02/14/2009
- Its good. Please write more and pm me when it comes out Please biggrin 5/5 simple yet adequate
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