• Jacob laughed. It was a barking sound, not at all sexy like Edward's laughs. Then he took off his pants and transformed into his werewolf form.
    Zuko's eyes went wide. "You can't possibly think that we're going to ******** us in that form, do you?"
    "Yeah, seriously Jacob, change back or leave." Jacob gave a little whine, but changed back.
    "You guys are dicks," he muttered.
    Edward shrugged out of his shirt in a sexy manner, then took off his pants in a sexy manner. Then he started removing Zuko's ridiculous robes, which looked more like a wedding dress, but who cared since he wouldn't be wearing them much longer anyway?
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    At the sight of Zuko's nude form, Edward might have gone hard, if his whole body wasn't already that way permanently. Jacob for gotten, he pushed Zuko down on the bed and slid his package into Zuko's back door. The firelord shivered, possibly because Edward's body temperature was lower than 50 degrees F at the moment.
    A hand grabbed his shoulder. Edward turned around to see Jacob, who he had forgotten about, standing behind him. "It's my turn, old man."
    "I'll have you know that I am NOT old."
    "Whatever. It's still my turn, and you're still over 100 years old."
    "Ew, you didn't tell me you were OLD!" Zuko's voice was muffled by a pillow, but Edward heard him with his super vampire hearing.
    Then Jacob transformed again. Edward didn't kill him like he threatened, he actually just nodded. So Jacob mounted him and started pumping away at his arse (which was sparkling, even though the sun was down). Jacob shivered, becasue Edward's body temperature was ridiculously low, like, freezing low. It was like ******** a block of cold marble, well, more like a godly statue of cold marble.
    And then Jacob said "OMG, I just came ;D" And pulled out of Edward and transformed back into his human form.
    Then the phone one the side table rang. Jacob picked it up, seeing as he was the only one who was finished. "Hello?" he said.
    "WHERE ARE YOU GUYS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK AN HOUR AGO ROAR!"
    "Oh, hi Alice. Uh, Edward's kind of busy..."
    "I DUN CARE, JUST COME BACK RIGHT AWAY. BELLA'S BEEN FIRED FROM HER JOB AND SHE IS DISTRAUGHT!"
    "Okay, we'll be right there." Jacob hung up the phone and looked pointedly at Edward.
    "Yes, yes, I know. I'll finish right up then we can leave," Edward said with a grunt.