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    (In the forest there is a man at a desk. The man is wearing a gray suit, and his hands are folded on the desk. The man in the suit is the narrator)

    Narrator-Behold, the wonderful serenity of nature, the leaf canopy over Mother Nature's home.
    (a chainsaw starts up and can be heard cutting into a tree. The narrator looks worried and nervous, occasionally looking in the direction of the tree being cut down.)
    Narrator-(speaking loudly) Look over there! A chopping...err...chirping bird! Look at how carefully it cuts, CREATES, creates it's nest. In fact, if you look closely, you can tell it's a buzz-tailed chirper...uhh...a blue-tailed chipper, OH, SHUT THAT BLASTED MACHINE UP!
    (A psycho walks onto the stage. He has a plaid shirt on with overalls over the shirt, a hockey mask, and a chainsaw.)
    Psycho-Hmm?
    Narrator-Can't you tell your actions hurt the environment? It's obscene to do such a thing to the forest!
    Psycho-I'm giving you two hours.
    Narrator-(gulp) What happens in two hours?
    Psycho-You know...the usual.
    Narrator-Why two hours? Why not two days, or two months?
    Psycho-I'm...visiting...the EPA. Yeah...visiting...
    Narrator-You're gonna...cut up the EPA?
    Psycho-No, not really. I don't cut people up. I'm a pacifist.
    Narrator-Then what were you gonna do?
    Psycho-I was going to have them sign a petition. I'm trying to remove the restrictions on tree-cutting like having to plant new trees after cutting down old ones...in today's economic situation, the price of trees has gone up so much I can hardly afford to feed my wife and kids anymore.
    Narrator-Well, good luck. You will most certainly need it. By the way, what happens in two hours?
    Psycho-You sign my other petition. The one about narrators getting a better dental plan.
    Narrator-So you weren't gonna cut me up and eat me?
    Psycho-No, of course not. I'm a vegetarian.
    Narrator-Alright, see you in two hours!