• One fine sunny day in the city of Auch-b74nu on the moon, a kid and his duck were taking walk in
    the park. This kids name was Kevin Tulloch and his pet is to kool 4 a name. while they were walking,
    an old man with Converse and a BMTH shirt walked up to Kevin [also known as Kev] and asked him
    for 25 cents. Being totally and awesome, as ducky is, he shape- shifted it to chuck Norris dressed
    in all purple and round house kicked him in the face. but what they didn't know was that this wasn't
    just ANY old man. He was Peter Petrelle and he flu straight up causing Kev to take the
    blow.

    Kev fell head first into a garbage can behind him and kept falling and falling and falling and falling and
    falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling because it was a portal that
    went to Garbage Monsters house. somehow, the time continuum broke and Kev ended um in
    cup cake land were every thing is bright colors and happy and smiling and scary and terrifying and
    brain washing material. The Cupcakians tried to kidnap Kevin, so he pulled out his Pokey-man ball
    and screamed in a little girl voice, "Rabid Lama Dinosaur, i choose YOOOOOUUUU!"

    [metal music starts the battle] standing 70 feet tall, covered in bubblie smelly drool, and red eyes,
    stood the Great Pokey- man Creature. it burned and destroyed all of the inhabitants of this pink land.
    BUT! because it was a smelly rabid THING, it went after Kevin! So he booked it as far as he could
    until he ran into the verizon dude. 'can you hear me now?' then Kev decked him in the face and took
    his phone. then he dialed ***.***.**** [blanked out for stoker issues] instantly the police picked up

    'Heelllllloooooooo?' then Kevin heard gun shots and donut munching. So he hung up and teleported
    to earth. Suddenly, a little pee popped out singing "ima balled bunny ai't got no fur, I'm a balled bunny
    bur bur BUR!" and then he realized that he was on a large plate full of Veggie Tales Characters.
    Then they all starred at him and grew taller saying "eat your vegetables KEVVINN!!!" they kept getting
    taller and taller and there were flames all around them and THERE EYES they were glowing red!

    not knowing what to do he sat down and started to sob. Then a ferret appeared and said "Kevin
    what's wrong? you look kinda sad." he replies, "i am sad." "OHH-NOOO!" said the ferret. And then Kevin
    Realized that he was on youtube and that this ferret was a scary demonic ferret who wanted to eat him for
    breakfast with milk. The ferret grabbed Kevin and they teleported to earth in a room with no door.

    They got in a dual with Fists, Knifes, swords, guns, lightsabors, ray guns, and Dragon Ball moves.
    after there was no hope for Kevin. a big explosion blew up one side of the room and the tooth farie
    flu in and trapped ferret in an imaginary mime box. Then Peter Pan flu down and took Kev to burger
    King to get him a vegitarian poison burger. Kevin was givin the assignment to assassinate the evil
    Johnny De...err... willy wonka, and save all of the little ugly clones that were his slaves [and snag
    some chocolate bars.]

    Kevin skillfully steamrolled into the Chocolate Factory and discovered that
    it was really a place were they made illegal money. Kev pulled out his hand dandi notebook,
    and drew a dolla bill and said "we got to find the next clue!" then the background looked cartoony
    and Kevin was wearing a green stripped shirt and skinnies and sang, "we are looking for blues
    clues, we are looking for blues clues, we are looking for blues clues, i wonder were they are!" and
    then he ended his little two step dance. and pulled out a mic.

    Then a migit drummer exploded in hitting everything awesome on a drum set and then turned into
    John and Zach popped out and the
    song started all awesome and intince. "WEEEEEE ARREE LOOOOOOOKKIG FOR!
    BBLLUEESS CCLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEESSS!!!!" Kevin Screamed. and then The Cheat
    walked in and set a nuke in the middle and it blew up making a shroom cloud. Everyone was gone.
    but Kevin was just KOed. When he woke up he found that he was on a yella paved street.

    he looked over into a corn field and saw a scar crow. So Kevin went over and cut him down. but
    then, OUT OF NOWHERE, flying monkeys and gorillas came down and took him to a scary castle
    that was sworming with creepy spiders and bats. They locked him in a dark room. Once his eyes
    ajusted to the light, he found he was not alone. in the dark there was a figure. Kevin pulled out a gun
    and pointed it at the guy. "you might not want to be doing that mate." it was Johnny Depp! [in the
    wrong movie costume.] Then they became best friends and rode hairy pink ostriches into the sunset.

    Then when the sun was gone they came back and threw a SICK death metal concert and apparently
    Jack Sparrow could play a 14 string bass!

    and they lived happily ever after!

    until they both fell in love with the same girl and had a death dual for her and both ended up dieing
    and then the world suffered of mass famine and death and everyone died except the duck-in-a-bubble
    and the statue of liberty and that lion man in Egypt. They got bored and played video games for all of
    eternity since they had no lives.

    THE END!!!! and the viking did the hokie- pokie.