• One day a big salt shaker flew into a clock. That made the salt shaker deformed and get the phone and call the bunnies of the world. The bunnies were too busy watching tv. Hannah Montana was on and she was doing her math homework. She was getting help from a hobo who was washing his beard. Then Spongebob came over and started eating dog food. Then he went back in time to when Jesus first made mashed potatoes. Then Moses invented the seat belt. All of a sudden, a ninja-monkey flew through the window and hit a tiger in the head. The tiger was loopy and started to pet a 50 dollar bill. Then a 15 year old girl came and put the tiger in the fun box - fun box, oh fun box, so small and square and dark. fun box, oh fun box, check out these cool fun locks!- and her head turned into a fish head. She took the money but it went up her nose then it cam out and went down under the sea (under the sea) down under da sea (under the sea) and turned into kelp. Then a sea monster ate it and turned into the mall. All of a sudden, George Washington cam out of the mall wearing Aeropostal and American Eagle. In his ears were 14 karrot gold earrings. Then a bunny came and ate the earrings because he heard they were "carrot" but he didn't know that they were "KARROT"! (badaboom ch) Then there were huge waves and the pilgrims came and kicked each other in the face. Then they had thanksgiving and shreaded the mashed potatoes. They lit the turkey on fire and threw it at a princess in a castle who was in her tower. The night before, she and the prince had a fight and broke up. They were into the whole break-up make-up thing But in the distance, she saw the prince making out with a baboon. The baboon came and spit in the princess' face and went to get a hair cut. The prince got all depressed and ate a chocolate bunny. This offended the bunnies of the world. The bunnies in Japan got a ride on pandas. The pandas' blubber is actually gills, and the pandas of the world is actually the FBI. They all guest-starred on CSI: NEW YORK. Elmo was a nice old man who got shot by that little devil Dora the Explorer. In real life, Elmo is a gangsa rap star. He does a lot of music with Lil Wayne. "GOT MONEY" was actually written by Dora though. The Teletubbies taught elmo how to 2 step, and the dragons from Dragon Tales taught George Bush how to walk it out. Then he taught Chris Brown. Chris Brown never actually went out with Rihanna, it was SANTA CLAUSE going out with her the whole time. All the elfs are really hobos. The hobos then started to eat their big toes. Then the elephants gave them money to buy fake toes. They ate those too! Then they ate Santa and Rihanna got really peeved. She roasted them over a fire and made smoores out of them. THen she threw them up into the ayer ay-ayer ayer ay-ayer. Then they ate the clouds puked up a rainbow. Then the Jonas Brothers had a concert. All the little dudes dressed in green with 'heavy pockets' came and threw popcorn at each other and bought a couple of hobos packets of ketsup. They got it all over their face and got attacked by dogs. The Dogs licked it off but made their faces purple. Then Miranda Cosgrove came over and slapped Bill Clinten in the elbow. He ate a hobo. Then all the hobos migrated to Antartica. The all got mad at each other and cuddled the penguins. The penguins called 1-800-RAPE and Miley Cyrus came in a boat with wings and took the penguins away and they were never seen again......

    THE END

    *so never call 1-800-RAPE cuz Miley will take you away...somewhere...*