• A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.

    The children began to say:
    “Red.............cherry,”
    “Yellow.........lemon,”
    “Green..........lime,”
    “Orange.......orange,”
    Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

    After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

    “Well,” he said, “I’ll give you all a clue; It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.” heart

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
    “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!