- One day, Mother Patricia went to church. She stopped at McDonald's to buy a biscuit. She ate her biscuit and liked her biscuit. She liked making biscuits but instead bought one because she felt lazy. She went to church and she prayed. Then this guy walked in the church. He's like "Galleta". And she's like "Dónde está". And then a priest walks in and stabs the guy with a bun. Then the mother takes out a biscuit and points it at the priest. He drops the bun and puts his hands up. He says, "Quería que este mundo sea un mundo de bollo". Those were his last words before he was brutally murdered with an M15-45 honey-covered biscuit. He was killed almost instantly. Mother Patricia then mutters one word before leaving. "Galleta."
- by Doooooooooom |
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- | Submitted on 06/06/2010 |
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- Title: Biscuit
- Artist: Doooooooooom
- Description: I have no clue if this means what I intended it to. So, enjoy. Spanish and English by the way :]
- Date: 06/06/2010
- Tags: biscuit
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Comments (2 Comments)
- guzelle - 06/06/2010
- hah, i really like it! it's a funny twist on something overdone. Also makes me want to watch boondock saints again.
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- arise-alive-live - 06/06/2010
- wow thats funny im saprised no one has commented on it yet lol
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