• Moe, Joe, and Poe Go To The Pool


    One day in the summer, Moe, Joe, and Poe decided to go to the pool. They hopped on their dune buggy and drove for 6 hours to the pool. When they got to the pool they could not believe their eyes! There was a SNACK BAR!!! They raced over to the snack bar and got king sized slushies, 3 gallons a cup. After they guzzled these sugar-filled icy drinks, they got 4 pounds of Air-Heads. They quickly ate their new snack and guess what, their head grew into balloon and they flew to the sky. Since they could not see they ran in frantic circles and fell into the pool, which they had not noticed until now. Their clothes shrunk around them and popped off, revealing their swim trunks. They sank deeper and found a purple swirling thingamajig on the bottom of the pool. When they got close to it, they were sucked into the hole! It was apparently a portal to another dimension of space and time! They popped up on a beach on another planet, when they looked around they saw all sorts of creatures. A shark wearing some sweet boxer shorts, a dolphin sun tanning while wearing some large, trendy, white sunglasses, two fish (obviously children) playing with what seemed like a beach ball, though it was more square than sphere. And a piranha lifeguard with a big shiny whistle, with so many others it would be too long to list here. They jumped up from the sand and looked towards the sea. A large wave was coming into shore and it looked to them that there was a surfing contest going on. A sea otter was doing major tunnel action while it started to crash, but a gator did a back flip in the air. Of course the cuda won, because he breakdanced and did a handstand on the surfboard and didn’t fall off. The shark in boxers bought sunglasses at the surf shop and went over to the dolphin, showing off his muscles. The dolphin giggled and blushed, if fish could. Now back to our characters in interest: Moe was standing awkwardly, Joe was gawking at the sea animals’ sweet moves, and Poe was trying to buy a shirt at the surf shop that said “Who’s on First?”. The Owner of the shop, a good sized Sun fish, was getting angry at Poe because he could not speak their native tongue, “Gubba Gubba Galoo”. Now the argument between Poe and the owner was getting louder, and more heated, and quickly drawing attention. The shark looked up from his flirting with the dolphin, eagerness lighting his wicked eyes. He wanted a fight to break out, naturally. The aggressive creatures on the beach, sharks, gators, piranhas, ect. Started to stand up and edge their way over. Poe was now shouting at the sunfish about this baseball cap he wanted and blah, blah, blah. A dolphin, at a different lifeguard station came over to separate the fight. Everyone dispersed right as the police came. The police garbled something unintelligible, and tried to speak to the dumbfounded weirdos who had no idea about anything, except Poe who had gotten his baseball cap AND the T-shirt. Finally, though, a dolphin showed up. But not just any dolphin, a dolphin wearing a white lab coat and thin rimmed glasses.
    “I believe there has been a misunderstanding.” The fish said in a very strange accent first in Gubba Gubba Galoo, then in English. The fuzz looked at the professor and asked some aggressive questions. The professor answered and the police nodded with understanding, backing off. The walked to their car and drove away.
    “I am sorry boys, I understand you are from Earth?” The fish said, again in the accent.
    “Duh”, Poe answered, trying on his cap.
    “Not many fish speak that… Just say Squeaky eeky ni Gubba Gubba Galoo, and we will understand, please enjoy the beach.” The professor fixed his glasses and walked away for a stroll. The boys looked at one another, then shrugged. They ran to the water and started to swim. They swam happily for an hour or so then they got creeped out by a giant leech they saw worming its way into the water on a duck floaty. A mini leech was floating on the wave in front of the giant black worm, that mini worm was in a tube of its own. Moe screamed like a little school girl under water and swam back to shore, Poe and Joe tailing him. But, just when Moe was near the shore, he was sucked down under water, the boys after them. It was the thingamajig again. They popped up back on earth, like someone rewound the tape on a movie. The flew out of the water backwards and now stood in the position the were in when they tripped and fell in. Their clothes were on. Joe, Poe, and Moe all screamed like little sissies and ran away from the place hands flailing in the air.
    One week later the boys were committed. They were put in straight jackets weekly for screaming about giant leeches and talking fish… and a shirt that said “Who’s On First?”



    THE END!!!