• ROSWELL NEW MEXICO 1945
    *loud beeping sounds from ufo signal mayday as it prepairs for a crash landing*

    ZIA (alien): WE'RE GOING DOOOWWNNN!!!

    *sonic boom as the space ship crashes, the door falls open and zia slowly makes her way out..*

    ZIA: so THIS is the place...they cal earth *grins* PERFECT!! Now to get out of here...damn useless ship. *signals to the mother ship with remote*

    ZIA: mayday mayday, I have just crashed my ship, signal to plutonia...GET ME OUT OF HERE

    *moments later a large neon blue light appears across the sky, a very large ufo hovers above the ground and sucks zia in*

    1992

    ZIA: I've DONE IT!!!! YES!!! ITS ALIVE!!!!

    15 and a half years later:

    *a young human girl named kim sleeps in her bed untill a large sonic boom awakens her*

    Kim: what in the hell???

    *she sees a large figure standing at the end of her bed*

    KIM: *frozen* mom??? matthew??

    ZIA: now, hold still, this will only be a moment....

    KIM: NO GET AWAY

    *a struggle breaks out before Zia covers Kim's mouth*

    ZIA: I'm sick of going through this every month,,,I'm not blanking your memory this time

    KIM: what?? who....WHAT THE HELL YOUR SKIN...ITS PURPLE!!! YOUR HAIR!!!

    ZIA: well, huh...I never knew my own skin was purple. now, hold still

    *a light shines in through the window and Zia and Kim are both sucked into a UFO*

    KIM: I'm dreaming I'm dreaming I'm dreaming

    Zia: yea you are....now love, tell me about earth...what new technology has the earth empire came up with...what have they said on this "teee veee" you speak of.

    KIM: why would you need to know?? what are you going to do with us??

    ZIA: Nothing.. now, talk to me.

    KIM: well, we have a election coming...

    ZIA: old news is old, the past month child the past month

    KIM: well...other then that nothing....now, why me??

    ZIA: do not be affraid...now, I'm going to let you remember,,, learn about your origin

    KIM: WHAT??

    ZIA: I created you, my child...and I think its time you know about me, and my...your.. home planet....

    KIM:....okay?? I dont believe you.

    ZIA:WHAT? you're in a space ship, what other proof do you need?
    *she unties kim and, lets her walk to the window and sees earth down below, she hears another human voice coming rom the other room*

    KIM: is there someone in here??
    *she opens the door to see a very large sunflower in a pot with a big, smiling face looking at her*

    SUNFLOWER: photosynthesis!!!!

    KIM: WHAT THE HELLL???

    ZIA: oh, dont mind him...I tried to make a intelligent plant...*sigh*well, it didnt work out now did it...he talks alright...non stop...just talks about what he does... photosynthesize...

    SUNFLOWER: photosynthesis smile

    ZIA: dont worry, he'll shut up eventually...when ever the sunlights gone he closes up and sleeps...well.. like anything else..

    SUNFLOWER: photosynthesis smile

    KIM: Please take me home *she starts to cry*

    ZIA: I'll take you back...but please I need to show you your real home planet. its what you say "cooooool" oh and, i'm the princess wink

    KIM: Okay...okay...but promise me.

    SUNFLOWER: photosynthesis :3

    the epic journey will continue razz