• So i usually wake up and get on the internet to watch some Rick Rolls with my bud the Tron Guy. Usually while we are watching the Rick Rolls we spin Leeks and dance to different evolutions of dance while screaming " OOH EEH OOH AH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING". Sometimes we get stalked by WeeGee when we scream so we throw shoes at him if we see him. Then we all go for a nice walk and ask poeple if the wanna do it in the butt, in the butt. When we get yelled at we usually go back to the house and Numa Numa till lunch. Sometimes the Techno Viking does not like that but his baby does and laughs at us. So we Run In The 90's to get away from him BUT its Raining Chocolate and also rains Over 9000 penises. So after we do get out of the chocolate and the penises at my buds house Charlie, HE BITES ME!. So after i stop the bleeding his doorbell rings and a women is standing there at the doorway and she says "MY NAME IS BOXY AND THIS IS MY FRIEND! HE HAS A AFRO AND HE IS A NINJA!". So i say back to her "WHAO! What a twist!?". So afteer she is done laughing she comes into the house and i tell her that we were just going to do the hamster dance. So we do that for a good 25 min but Ren (Charles roomate) snaps at Charlie. Charlie says "What The ********!?" and there is a HUGE boom followed by laughter. So after we clean up the blood from Boxy's torn body we leave, Tron Guy and I walk down the street and we see our old bud Bob The Builder! We talk about the good old days back in elementary school were we would go and have Hammer Time every day at recess and always talk by the big tree about how Luigi is gay. After we all have our laughs we start to eat some Unicorn Poo at this little resturaunt and we say how much it tastes like rainbow and we all make an Awesome Face. After that Tron Guy asks if any of us like waffles. We reply "ya we like waffles.". Then he asks if we like french toast. We reply "ya we like french toast.". Then he finally asks us if we like pancakes. We reply "ya we like pancakes.". After we pay for the unicorn poo Tron Guy and I walk down the street but if feels like we are getting watched, we look back down the street and no one is there...after we walk down the street more we hear some more footsteps and we look behind us quickly and its the *****!. So we start to run away from the ***** and while we run down the street we are swear at the ***** calling him a "Uncle ********!". We see our friends house, Norm and we run into it and slam the door shut and lock it. We are panting from running about 6-9 blocks and are very thirsty so we try to open he door into the kitchen but it is stuck. We find out that Norm is way to fat and is stuck in the kitchen. So we decide to leave him there and just go next door to another friends house. We go next door and we hear shouting. All we hear is our friend say "BBBIIIIIITTTCCCCHHHHH!". We dont really find it unually because he is our guy friend and he does have Tourettes. So when we do enter his house we see him sitting on his couch with a d**k in a box. We ask him "Why do u have you're d**k in a box!?". He tells me and Tron Guy that he jizzed in his pants and had to change. We nod our head in agrement because who would wanna stay in jizzy pans all day? After we nod in agrement he asks us "Hey! Show me you're genitals!? BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCCHHH!?". We get a little scared and we say that we cant. Tourettes Guy does not like that so he kicks us in our balls but his toes break. He asks us while he is in massive pain "what the ******** happend!?". We reply "We have Balls of Steel!" and then we start to make Nick Jr. faces at him. We slowly leave the house while he is crying and Tron Guy and I notice that we BOTH have a headache. I pull our a Headon and tell him to apply to the forhead about 6 times in a row before I give him the device. After we apply the Headon we start to walk down the street back to my house and we see some guy yelling out his window "GINGERS HAVE SOULS!". We look at him and see that we see James from Team Rocket with HUGE knockers and remembered that its that time of the month again, but then we hear Deathklok's Nathan yell "NOOOOOO!" from inside the apartment. We try to listen in carfully and we find out that he is having a yelling competition with The Angry German Kid. We keep walking down te street more and we see a homeless StormTrooper that is dancing for money but we all know that it's a trap so we leave him and homeless Brittany Spears alone. Then we pass the old court house and we hear "OBJECTION!" so we assume that it is Phoenix Write and his court case. We look at a flyer and find out that the court case is a case to help find Waldo's murderer. We walk past the court house and all of a sudden we see a Blue Eyes White Dragon appear and hear "ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!". We see that Kaiba and Yugi are dueling because they had a disagrement on if the balls are inert or not. While they are dueling my phone alarm goes off and I look at it and see that it is Peanut Butter Jelly Time, so I start to dance and Tron Guy joins me and we eventually get tired of that dance and move on to the Badger Dance. While we are doing that the Star Wars kid comes up to us and says "Wow i can do better than that!" and he takes our a long pole and starts to randomly move it in different directions. He eventually falls to the ground in EPIC FAIL and says "I wanna be the very best.....like no one ever was" and starts to cry. So we slowly sneak away and walk into McDonalds for a little snack and see some guy yelling, he yells in some weird accent " I WANT A ANGUS BURGER!" and he storms out with his jar of dirt. When we get up into the front of the line we see that the lady is hitting the computer and screaming. we ask her "Whats wrong?". She replys "Well some hackers on steroids are messing with the computers.". We reply "Well the internet id for porn anyway". After we get our food and eat it we are both sitting there and i tell Tron Guy that we should go on a boat. He looks at me and says "ok". We leave the Mcdonalds and as we are walking to the marina we see gutsman's a** on a huge boat so we walk up to him and ask if we can get on his boat. He tells us "ya sure" and lets us on. When we get on a boat I look at Tron Guy and say "Im on a boat". He says "Me to...it makes me want to sing! He starts to sing some weird song that has a LOT of Tololol's in it. So after we enjoy Tron Guys weird song we start to leave the boat and we see CURE the magic blue ball dude start to curse at his wife, we just leave him alone because we dont wanna get involved in anything else today. As we makeour way closer to home i start to get very hot and swety and i notice that i might be getting a fever so i put a cowbell on me and it goes away. After we walk some more a cop pulls up next to me and tells me that im desturbing the peace with my cowbell and i tell him taht im not. He pushes me to the ground and pulls out his tazer. I tell him "Dont taze me bro!" but he does anyway. He takes me down to the police station leaving Tron Guy behind. When i do get there i see Gary Coleman there and he looks at me and says "Hey man when we get our of here we can play some PLAYSTATION!". All of a sudden i hear a lot of people screaming and i look out of the cell window and i see people from Anonymous standing out there playing the Portal song and screaming. I see some guy running toawards the cell wall screaming "LEEERROOYYY JEEENNNKKIIIINNNSSS!" and he smashes through the wall killing Gary Coleman. He tells us that he is here to break us out and that we have to hury because he has to get home so that he can play an old jewish game that his family has been playing for years called Polkamon. We flee the jail and we see a very dreamatic Prairie dog looking at us and we get scared and start to run in the other direction. We run into a castle and see the Fresh Prince of Bel Air there at his thrown. We ask him if he can use his funk to help us kill the Dramatic Prairie Dog. He claps his hands and Chris Hansen comes out and picks up the Prairie Dog and says "I like Rape." over and over again until the Prairie Dog exsplodes. We smile and say thank you and we turn around to leave and see a women staring at Chris Hansen with her eyes bulging out. Leroy and I leave the castle and see that there was a murder of a man on the side walk, we look and ask to ourselves "Wow wo could have done something like this?". Leroy says "Well it was probably the Spanish Inquisition because no one will exspect them!". I nod my head in agrement and we crank it like Pikachu all the way to Leroys house so that he can be home on time. He invites me in and i go inside and i hear Leroys mother and father shouting Pingas. Leroy looks at me and says "well maybe we should sneak out...i hate my house! I wanna take you to a gay bar!". I tell him that i dont want to but i do wanna play some COD. He nods his head in agrement and after every time he would get a headshot he would always shout "BOOM HEADSHOT!". I would get really mad and i had the Greatest Freakout Ever! While im having the freakout he shouts "WRRYYYYYYYYY!". As we calm down he turns of the Xbox and says i have a great song for you to listen to! He puts in a CD and its Carmeldansen. After listening to that song for about 30 minutes he says that we should play some Mr. Bucket. I asked "How do you play it?". He says "You have to put you're balls in his top." I reply well i think i can be a master at that so we play for about 3 hours and it is about 11 at night, it was the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. I win all of the games and he gets pissed and charges at me, I clench my hand in a fist and i scream "FALCON PUNCH!' and punch him into the wall. As he gets up the phone rings and when he picks up its his uncle, Bill Cosby. His uncle asks him "What do you like to play?". He replys "POKEMMON!" over and over again. Bill Cosby says "Are you serious!?" and he replys "Ya im not ******** with a ghost car here!". When he hangs up the phone you see and hear the words "COMBO BREAKER!" above his phone. I tell Leroy that i have to start to head home and he replys "Well in order to get out of the house you have to do a Barrel Roll". I dont question him because i am way to tired to deal with anything today so i open the door and start to step out and then i do a Barrel Roll outside. As i am walking home alone at night to my house i see some Mudkipz. I think of how cute they are then i see then poop and that feeling goes away. I walk over to them and i tell that all There Base Are Belong To Us! They keep saying Mudkip over and over again and i eventually get tired of it and leave. As i am walking a guy comes up to me and asks me how much my power level is and i reply "Its over 9000" and then his head exsplodes from the amazingness of it. I look at the blood splat on the wall then i look away and start to walk home. As i get close to my house i hear someone yelling at someone else and then a bike flys by me and guy runs past me screaming "***** Stole My Bike!" over and over again.Then i see Dante and Virgil come up next to me and point ther pistols at the guy on the bike and say "Jackpot" and shoot at him and he exsplodes. While there is fire and body parts raining down from the sky i see them dancing to the 6 Flags Theme and Shoopen Da Whoop to the sky. I nod my head thinking "wow they are stupid" and start to head back home. As i get about a block away from my house i am exhausted so i stop and sit down next to the never ending hole in the ground. As i sit down i see Leonidas pushing a guy so that he is at the edge of the whole. The guy says "This is Madness!", Leonidas replys "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicks him in the hole with a HUGE Shoop Da Woop coming out of the hole disernagrating the man. As i get up to leave i see a white cat start to go by me and he keeps on going and going and going. After the Long Kat goes by me with hsi towel it is already almost midnight. As i get into my house i see my dad Chuck Norris floating in mid air asleep. I slowl stumble my way into bed and then i put the blankets on me, Fap sometimes and sleep peacfully.