• The devil went down to gaia,he was looking for accounts to steal.
    He was in a bind cause he was way behind,he was willing to scam a noob.
    Until he came across one of the 03'ers scamming noobs and scamming em hot.
    then the devil jumped up on a virtual stump,and said,''NOOB LEMME TELL YOU WHAT!''
    I bet you didn't know it but im a scammer to,and if you care to take a dare ill make a bet with you.
    Now you scam alot of noobs boy,but give the devil his due.
    I'll bet a list of scams made of gold against your account cause i think im better than you.
    The boy said my name is TehGuitarHero1000,and it might be against the TOS but ill take you bet your gonna regret cause im the best theres ever been!
    TehGuitarHero1000 scam some more noobs cause hell's broke loose in gaia and dont get reported cause the devil deals his cards,and if you win you get this shiny list of scams made of gold,but if you lose the devil gets your account.

    The devil looked around towns for some noobs and said''I'll start the show''
    and fire came from the forums cause he was flaming,and he flamed so much all of the forums burned,then some more 03'ers came to join the flaming and it looked something like this
    (imagine the forums on fire)
    Then TehGuitarHero1000 said''Well you avoided a report real good ol son,but sit right there lemme show you how its done!''
    rip offs and scams flew across the sky!
    devil's in the house of the most wanted scammers.
    kiki in the breadpin picking out dough
    granny does benny the puppy bite?
    no child no.
    (about 20 mins of scamming)
    The devil bowed his head cause he knew that he'd been beat
    he laid the list of scams on the ground at TehGuitarHero1000's feet
    then TehGuitarHero1000 said.''Devil come back if you wanna try again,but i told you once you son of a noob,IM THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!''