• sing this to your self...

    on the first day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    my hippie in a pot tree

    on the second day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the third day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    three french fries, two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the fourth day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    four chocolate pop-tarts, three french fries,two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the fith day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    five chicken wings, four chocolate pop-tarts,three french fries,two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the sixth day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    six cats a naying,five chicken wings, four chocolate pop-tarts,three french fries,two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the seventh day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    seven fat men grining,six cats a naying, five chicken wings,four chocolate pop-tarts, three french fries, two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the eighth day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    eight todlers sulking,seven fat men grining, six cats a naying, five chicken wings, four chocoltae pop-tarts, three french fries, two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the nineth day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    nine retards pranceing, eight todlers sulking, seven fat men grining, six cats a naying, five chicken wings, four chocolate pop-tarts, three french fries, two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the tenth day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    ten lards a leaping, nine retards pranceing, eight todlers sulking, seven fat men grining, six cats a naying, five chicken wings, four chocolate pop-tarts, three french fries, two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    in the eleventh day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    eleven hitmen sniping, ten lards a leaping, nine retards pranceing, eight todlers sulking, seven fat men grining,six cats a naying,five chicken wings, four chocolate pop-tarts,three french fries, two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree

    on the twelveth day of christmas,
    my true love gave to me,
    twelve old men gumming, eleven hitmen sniping, ten lards a leaping, nine retards pranceing, eight todlers sulking,seven fat men grining,six cats a naying,five chicken wings,four chocolate pop-tarts,three french fries,two gay men, and a hippie in a pot tree