• Every night when darkness falls
    an innocent kitten breaks cat law.
    Balancing like an acrobat,
    walks along an oak tree branch.
    Hurry's over the roof with speed.
    Then begins his robbing scheme.
    Jumps from the roof with a silent fall,
    hits the ground and jumps a wall.
    Through the neighbor's fence and gate,
    to their cats water and takes a drink.
    Then another-then another-then,
    SLURP!!!!!!
    Finally the last bit is gone.
    It is now time for the foods downfall.
    Smells good to a cat. Like fish.
    The cat dives for the food like a fruit bat that has just spotted an orchard.
    CRUNCH!!!!!
    The last survivors are destroyed.
    Then as silently as he had come,
    the thief is gone.
    In the morning when I open the door.
    The innocent kitten sits there like before.
    Until the next night, my little friend.
    Until the next night,
    when the dark kitty ninja strikes again.