• It's very rude to cough or sneeze
    And not to say "Excuse me,please"
    And Nursie says it makes her wild
    To see a badly brought up child.

    You musn't push when in a crowd
    You musn't talk out very loud,
    You musn't lean against the sail,
    You musn't bite your fingernail,
    You musn't leave an open door,
    You musn't stamp upon the floor,
    And if they question you a lot,
    It's rude to answer,"What question "

    And children(this is quite absurd)
    Must all be seen,but never heard.
    It surely,surely can't be right,
    For you must speak to be polite