• Poor wandering clown,
    looking for a good kill!
    Poor wandering clown,
    just found out his girl wasn't taking her pill!
    Poor wandering clown,
    stalking your home in the middle of the night!
    Poor wandering clown,
    giving you and you loved ones a good fright!

    Woah, poor wandering clown!!
    Woah, poor wandering clown!!

    Poor wandering clown,
    on the prowl in big shoes!
    Poor wandering clown,
    the last suspect for a recluse!
    Poor wandering clown,
    searching for blood every night and day!
    Poor wandering clown,
    "Come here little boy," IT'S TIME TO PLAY!!

    Woah, poor wandering clown!!
    Woah, poor wandering clown!!

    *Chorus with bad-a** guitar solo*

    Poor wandering clown,
    nobody left to know him!
    Poor wandering clown,
    while you skip through life on a whim!
    Poor wandering clown,
    came in before the rising of the sun!
    Poor wandering clown,
    just to change the meaning of your fun!

    Woah, poor wandering clown!!
    Woah, poor wandering clown!!
    Woah, poor wandering clown!!
    Woah, poor wandering clown!!

    *end*