• On the first match of Warfare,
    I owned my enemies,
    With a guile-suited sniper in a pear tree.

    On the second match of Warfare,
    I owned my enemies,
    With two sentry guns,
    And a guile-suited sniper in a pear tree.

    On the third match of Warfare,
    I owned my enemies,
    With three melee stabs,
    Two sentry guns,
    And a guile-suited sniper in a pear tree.

    On the fourth match of Warfare,
    I gave my enemies,
    Four bleed wounds,
    With three melee stabs,
    Two sentry guns,
    And a guile-suited sniper in a pear tree.

    On the fifth match of Warfare,
    My enemies played so badly,
    I got a FIVE KILL STREAK!!!
    I gave them four bleeding wounds,
    With three melee stabs,
    And two sentry guns,
    And a guile-suited sniper in a pear tree.

    On the sixth match of Warfare,
    I owned my enemies,
    With a….

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