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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:29 pm
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:02 pm
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:13 pm
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx Seymour Benjamin Ryans didn't want to admit he was bothered by getting caught "stalking" Morven. (He still refused to call it that). It wasn't so much him getting caught it was she had been like really upset by it-not the whole 'I'm furious with you' but seriously upset and angry at him. It bothered him. Also it was weird. She seemed more the type to laugh at him then actually get bothered by it. He was harmless... unless she was hiding something, and his recent stalking has made him notice odd quirks about her, like she was really, really observant, but he figured that was just her. He had of course happily accepted going to Zonko's with his friend and was currently looking at a Sneakoscope he picked up, and kind of disappointed they weren't currently going off. Probably because he wasn't up to something like he usually was. He was in an off mood and wasn't looking at items thinking of plots that would get a nod of approval from Peeves for example.
He glanced up as Timothy began to sign his concern about his mood and Benjamin half snorted as he set the sneakascope back, "Of course I'm not 'ok'. This is me, I'm awesome... I'm never just ok." He sighed, though, his voice not holding its usual puffed up confidence it did and he signed back 'Why? Should we be talking about your sex life? How's that going? You two have been dating for like forever now, right?' He raised a brow and gave Timothy half a smirk as he looked up at the row of U-No-Poos and deciding why constipating someone was really that funny, it seemed more cruel than a good joke to Benjamin.
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{OoC: Have my suckypost in return sweatdrop }
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 11:51 am
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 3:55 pm
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx "If you are forty you better have shagged someone, by then," Benjamin said horrified. "Seriously, dude, I can't be friends with you if you still haven't gotten laid by the time you are twenty. Just saying..." He added with a shrug as he picked up a few Sugar Quills to buy and a box of Dungbombs. He had fallen silent though and was weighing the box of Dungbombs in his hand before he sighed and returned it to the shelf and turned raising a brow when Timmy asked about him looking down and if it was because of his 'lady friends'.
"Ugh..." Benjamin said aloud before setting the sugar quills down for a moment to sign back his signing remarkably quick, as he turned red for a moment and he seemed a bit agitated, 'Lady friends? Why do you assume it has to do with something like that. And I am not down... why would I be down?' He paused and then looked around and then muttered under his breath crossing arms, "Y si lo hizo ...? Entonces que?"
He added in English, "And 'lady friends' makes me sound like some gigolo... Actually... hmm... I am pretty hot, I bet I'd make a pretty popular gigolo." He raised a brow at his friend before picking up the sugar quills and said, "Seriously, why do you assume it would be something like that anyways? I'm too awesome to have problems in that department," He added, bluffing, despite the fact he bit his lip and looked away the slightest bit guilty and taking a suspiciously high amount of interest in some Frog Spawn Soap-and not in his typical suspiciously high interest of something in the shop.
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{Translation: (1)And if so...? What then?}
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 10:22 pm
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 10:53 pm
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx Benjamin froze as Timothy triumphantly signed his hypothesis which was right. Narrowing his eyes at his friend for a moment he muttered in Guaranni, "chavurro". He then said, "What is your bloody problem? See this is what happens when you get a girlfriend and let yourself be whipped by her... you get meddlesome."
Turning red, Benjamin sighed and signed, 'Look, sorry, that was mean of me... but seriously, you are having way too much fun with this. It's serious!" He turned bright red and muttered, "Besides, if Gatita hated it that much wouldn't she have hexed me a long time ago? It isn't like I'm some cabrón or whatever. It's just some light fun." Benjamin frowned and putting down the sugar quills he had been holding turned and signed, "And I sure as Hell am not going to talk about it with you if you are going to be like you are about it... you think it is funny. It isn't..." Benjamin, crossed his arms, his brows creasing as he was obviously bothered by something related to Morven, he just wasn't being very forthright about any of it.
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{Translation: Guarani: a**/b*****d//(1)Spanish: b*****d}
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 1:23 pm
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So this is what you meant When you said that you were spent And now it's time to build from the bottom of the pit Right to the top Don't hold back Packing my bags and giving the academy a rain-check
Dating ~ Mira MitchellXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXRavenclaw Vice Captain
❝Timothy didn't know the meaning of the word his friend muttered, figuring it to be in his other language and not Spanish, but from his stance he could tell it was probably along the lines of "b*****d, b***h, t**t," etc. He didn't even get upset when Benjamin got all antsy saying he was being meddlesome and bringing up being "whipped" by his girlfriend. Seriously, when this was all through he was going to have to ask him what he meant by that, it totally wasn't making any sense. When he began signing again and even, to his utmost surprised, blushed and basically admitted to everything he had said before it took everything within him to not do the "I told you so" song and dance. Well, mainly just dance for obvious reasons. The short Ravenclaw just rolled his eyes again when his friend muttered that if "gatita" (a girl bent on world domination like he swore she was did not deserve such a sweet nickname) hadn't liked his stalking (of course he doesn't call it that) then she would've hexed him some time ago. Which was actually a pretty valid point since he was sure his own sister had hexed him at some point in time and he didn't like her at all. That had to mean that she wasn't as bothered by his attraction than she'd like him to believe. Again, Benjamin said he found his situation funny, which he did make no mistake about it, but he wasn't just going to let his friend flail like he'd been doing. Despite his eccentricities he was his best friend. "I will hold my amusement off for later promise. Besides I think you're on to something. She seems the type to burn down a classroom if a fly so much as landed a desk away from her so the fact that she hasn't jinxed or cursed you yet has to mean she's not nearly as bothered as you think. Maybe you should try a different approach besides you're usual stalking?" Timothy suggested looking at a nose-biting teacup with a wrinkled nose. He could only think of one person who would get a kick out of it and he was certainly not buying his friend's Yule present while he was standing right beside him.❞
It's time to begin, isn't it? [Winter Casual] I get a little bit bigger but then I'll admit [Zonkos] I'm just the same as I was [Benjamin] Now don't you understand? [Content] That I'm never changing who I am [ooc]
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 5:57 pm
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx Benjamin scowled as Timothy said he'd hold his amusement off till later. It wasn't funny at all! But, then Timothy went on to agree with Benjamin's logic about the fact she hadn't hexed him yet it wasn't like she minded that much. And he groaned aloud and muttered, "It isn't stalking... I don't stalk people."
He turned and began to sign for the rest of the conversation, still bright pink and blushing, and occasionally biting his lip to look away as he went on in fairly quick BSL, "It's admiring from afar... but I think I seriously ******** up... I mean she was furious at me when she found out I had been taking pictures... though I gave her the film and apologized but I didn't want to upset her. It was harmless, but... She told me I should go chase around girls who would appreciate it more and she insulted my photography and called me a 'little boy'... and... Morven isn't like Mira or some other girl where you can just go and ask out. I don't even know if Morven sees me as anything but some amusing pest or kid..."
"I'm going to have to find leverage or something," Benjamin signed in the end and let out a long sigh and ended with, "Forget it... besides, it isn't like I would know what to do if I did go on some date... Cuddling up or holding hands like you and Mira do all the time just seems boring and I'd rather be single than whipped and acting like some seven-year-old with his first girlfriend."
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 4:21 pm
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 5:07 pm
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx Benjamin listened to his friend carefully-or more accurately watched since his friend was signing, but same concept-and after all was said Benjamin smiled widely and said aloud, "Do you think if I torment some Hufflepuffs I'd win points?! And please... I'd pick a Puff that can take it... all good fun. Maybe I'd go for Barbie... she's a right pain in the arse. I think her getting knocked out by Gypsy was probably the most exciting playing I've ever seen in any Ravenclaw vs. Puff game. It was brilliant. Maybe it'll happen this year too! But, seriously... the special trait Puffs got going for them is being tough enough to be the butt of all the jokes. Or at least all the jokes of those who are way more awesome than them-like us Slytherins... or the ones of us without something up our arse or whatever."
He sighed and then rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm getting off track though..." He looked at his friend and signed, 'I am lucky, and a genius, and we all know I'm brilliantly mad, why wouldn't I be able to get around to shagging any girl who I want to shag? And, I've never been the type to pull on the pigtails of any girl who I might like. That's stupid... Mori is smart enough to know I'm not like that... just..."
He groaned aloud and then banged his head gently on the shelf before him and looked at Timothy and said, "And how am I supposed to prove that? You don't think she thinks I'm like that? Not really, right? I mean..." He turned red again and hit his head again on the shelf, groaning before he began to mutter in Spanish, "Necesito apalancamiento ... solo hay que ser más inteligentes en mi investigación ..." He frowned and then a grin grew, "Ha! I got it," Benjamin said. "It'll be epic!" He had blackmail material on most of the students in the school, that information could be also used to wow them like by getting the most awesome gift for them or something. Morven was the type that wanted and needed a grand gesture, and he'd just have to show Morven how awesome he could be. Easy right? After all, who else had his skill set and awesome good looks to pull something like this off?
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{ Translation: (1)I need leverage... I just need to be smarter in my investigation. }
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 5:28 pm
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 11:23 am
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx Benjamin's grin grew after he came to his conclusion on how to wow Morven (or at least the first step to his master plan and really the planning was the real work, the doing was the easy and fun part). He pretended to digest what his friend said, but it was mostly lecturing or him coming up with his own theories on why Benjamin may like Morven, but truth be told, it was almost eye roll worthy and Benjamin was too busy making his master plan. Still grinning ear to ear he suddenly grabbed his much shorter friend in a one armed hug and exclaimed, "Thanks mate! You really can be brilliant sometimes, " he let go of Timothy and added, "even if I give you Hell about Mira."
Benjamin's typical good mood seemed to be returning as he returned to the dung bombs, picking up a few boxes and got in line to make his purchase, all the while grinning and adding, "Oh what size is tu Princesa? I wanted to make sure the Christmas gift I got her fits." Timothy's look at him for the comment, the one of suspicion, he was already expecting. Considering all the sex jokes he threw at him friend the suspicion of what clothing article Benjamin might have picked up for Mira was justified. Pausing, Benjamin smirked and assured Timothy as he flipped open his bag and pulled out a shopping bag that contained a t-shirt which he tossed to Timothy, "Don't worry it's cute-nothing crazy, I swear. Cute right? Should it fit her?" Benjamin was pretty sure he got her size right, but Timothy should know better than him (or sure as Hell better considering it was Timothy cuddling with her all the time, even if that was "all they usually did").
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 5:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:35 am
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xSeymour Benjamin Ryansxxxxx xxxx<4th Year><Single: pfft... I'm a one man army!>
My watch broke last week <2029-2030> And I don't need directions to know I'm < at Zonko's in Hogsmeade > And an FYI, looking this Awesome is an art!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ xx Benjamin chuckled at his friend's look at him when he asked his girlfriend's size and then smiled as his friend caught the shirt he tossed him and smiled in appreciation: Benjamin did try to get decent gifts-or at least decent gifts for people he actually liked. He may have left a dungbomb or two and a rat half eaten from one of the cats in the school in a couple of his dorm-mates' shoe for a Christmas gift before. He lived in Slytherin, it was the house of arsehats and bigots, often, he was justified he reasoned. It was his duty as a half-blood. And it kept the Slytherins on their toes and in line. There were plenty of people who'd want to do something awful to each other in the house, including their own 'friends'. At Timothy's signing, Benjamin burst out laughing, and placed an arm over Timothy's shoulder and pulled him close and waving the hand holding his dungbombs he said as if he was explaining a beautiful sunset to a blind man said boldly, "Timmy, mi amigo, you must see the big picture. This is me. Surely, you have known me long enough to know I have my ways of finding out things I want to know..." He paused and looked at Timothy pointedly before continuing with a wink, "And how I find out what I want to know, you usually are best not knowing the how I find out. Don't want to be an accomplice. And, of course, a magician and artist never reveals his secrets, or not all of them... I reckon Mira is smart enough to know that too. Besides," Benjamin added with a smirk, "I hate to lie to you, so don't ask me to reveal my secrets.... Or..." He said with a long pause, "I could tell her I found in your trunk una sostén de la Princesa and swiped it long enough to find out her size from that. She wouldn't put that past me you know, even if she is so not my type."
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{ Translation: (1) my friend (2)a bra of the Princess}
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