Who missed the bus!? Who left a kettle on the stove!? Who is abducted by aliens!?
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 5:48 am
No one missed the school bus... It's only on way to elementary school's start...
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 5:52 am
It's the 1990's in Gaia! We go to elementary school! And, we're running late with a tea kettle on the stove, and with someone alien-adducted in a beam-ray thing! Who was stargazing!?
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 5:58 am
I take the tea kettle off the stove, and Dump it in the sink, then I turn off the stove, "We don't have time for this! We have to go!" "Well, I thought we go to middle school... I don't know! Nobody tells me nothin'!" I finish getting us ready for school in a hurry, then I head off to school with my house key and backpack, locking the door behind me. On way to school, we are rejoined by an alien abductee kid in carriage, "I'm playing Star Trek! That's bad! Don't play Star Trek during school mornings! Our grandparent needs to make good grades! Sorry..."
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 6:14 am
tHE FORMERLY sUSAN kENDRA DRIVES THE KIDS TO SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY MISSED THE BUS, ANDD IT'S A LONG WALK, "kIDS... wHY WAS A TEA KETTLE OVERCOOKING ON THE STOVE? hOW DID YOU MISS THE BUS? aND... wHY WAS SOMEONE TOO BUSY PLAYING sTAR tREK?" fORMERLY rOBBY: "wELL, YOU SEE, i WAS TRYING TO HAVE TEA IN TH MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL, AND i GOT BUSY IN sTAR tREK oNLINE, AND WE MISSED THE BUS..." fORMERLY jEANNETTE, nEW-nAME dORJI jUNIOR: "i WAS SLEEPING IN..." kENDRA-sUSAN: "wHY WEREN'T YOU AWAKE!?" "wELL, YOU SEE... i SLEPT THROUGH MY LACK OF ALARM..." "wE'LL HAVE TO GET YOU AN ALARM CLOCK OR SOMETHING... aND, WHY ARE SOME OF THE KIDS IN OUR FAMILY HOUSESTILL TOO BUSY PLAYING sTAR tREK!? aND, WHY ARE PEOPLE OVERCOOKING POPCORN!?" "wE CAN'T SPEAK FOR THOSE BRANCHES... wE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM..." tHE KIDS oF tHIS cARRIAGE GROUP GO TO tAFT eLEMENTARY sCHOOL, SAFELY ARRIVED FROM dORJI & kENDRA'S NEW HOUSE IN THE RURAL PART OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS A LONG ENOUGH WALK TO NEED A BUS STOP...
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 6:23 am
dORJI aNIELA HURRIES TO CLASS, "i BETTER NOT TALK TO MYSELF DURING CLASS, LUNCH, OR RECESS, UNLESS IT SEEMS SANE! oR ELSE WHAT!? bEHAVE! wE'RE IN PUBLIC!" hER CARRIAGE GETS INTO CLASS, AND SITS AT THEIR DESK, THIS TIME WITH MORE OF THE STUDENTS PREPARED FOR SCHOOL... "tHANKFULLY..." WE THINK, RELIEVED THAT MORE OF US ARE PREPARED FOR SCHOOL NOW. tHE CARRIAGE REALIZES IT'S THE uNITED sTATES PUBLIC SCHOOL OF tAFT AS USUAL, AND, WELL, WE'RE IN A GAKURAN OUTFIT... wE SIMPLY PUT OUR HAT AWAY IN OUR BACKPACK AND ACT COOL... aND, CLASS PROCEEDS FOR THE DAY...
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 6:43 am
aNNOUNCEMENT: oNE OF lIEUTENANT tIGER'S FAMILY OF PATIENTS TOOK A CRITICAL HIT FOR CAUSING THIS LOGIN MESS. tHEY WERE PLAYING sTAR tREK oNLINE, AND DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST, AND FORGOT THE TEA KETTLE ON THE STOVE, ETC. THIS MORNING WHILE THE FAMILY THAT TRIED TO SAVE THE GROUP WAS LOGGED OUT. wE APOLOGIZE THAT YOUR CHARACTER SITTERS WERE TOO BUSY PLAYING sTAR tREK IN gAIA TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL. tHEN YOU GUYS WOUND UP MISSING THE SCHOOL BREAKFAST AND HOME BREAKFAST... tHE FAMILY THAT CAUSED THIS CHAOS IS NO LONGER ELIGIBLE FOR ADOPTION OR FOSTER. tHEY WILL BE INFORMED AT-THE-rl-SCREENS. tHEY MAY CONTINUE IN cASREALITY AS NORMAL PLAYERS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T DO ANY INTENTIONAL CHILD ABUSE. bUT, THEY FAILED TO GET PROPERLY IN CHARACTER AS dORJI & kENDRA'S FAMILY. rEMEMBER, WHATEVER FUN YOU PLAY ON THE SIDE, DON'T LET IT GET IN THE WAY OF SCHOOL. aND, MORE FAMILIES ARE JOINING THIS MORNING. wELCOME, GUYS. sORRY FOR THE MESSINESS.
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 7:08 am
nEXT ANNOUNCEMENT IS... tWO AMMINCIPATED TWEENS ARE NO LONGER EMANCIPATED, BY LAW. tHEY'RE PARENTS WILL BE FORCING THEM TO MOVE BACK HOME. tHEY WEREN'T READY TO LIV ON THEIR OWN. tHEY TOTALLY NEGLECTED ALL OBLIGATIONS IN gAIAoNLINE, AND TRIED TO BE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DROPOUTS, WHICH CAN'T BE DONE. yOU CAN'T DROPOUT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. tHAT'S ILLEGAL IN BOTH rl, AND IN VIDEO GAMES. yOU must GRADUATED EEMENTARY SCHOOL AND JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL, BY LAW. oNLY SENIOR HIGH SCHOOOL, COLLEGE, UNIVERSITY, AND PRESCHOOL ARE OPTIONAL. kINDERGARTEN, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, AND JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO GRADUATE WITH PASSING GRADES, YOU CANNOT LEGALLY GET OUT OF IT, AT ANY AGE.
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