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HEllo, my gorgey little chums, <br/>It's me here writing to you from the seat of civilization (and no, I do not mean the bathroom). What I mean is I am writing to you from my bedroom to welcome you to another exciting(ish) diary of my fabulous life. Within these pages I run the gamut of emotions from A to...er...C, with just a dash of heavy hilariousity. You will laugh, you will cry, you will plead that you have a headache, but you know in the end you will have to read my journal. And so you should, because as you know by now I am a naturally shy person and not one to dance around in bare naked sexiness for no good reason. Besides, it has taken me minuets...er...no, hours to write this diary for your enjoymentosity. <br/>I do it only because I love you.<br/><br/>PS: I mean this with deepest sinceriosity.<br/><br/>PPS: Which is not an easy thing to say. You try it and see. |
