Ok so if all of you are confused, this is the magical story on how i *dino-sarr* became the Dinosaur Princess. and i few details about it.
SO one day i was flying around in my dinosaur robot. *because im a power ranger and can do that* and heard from Black Ranger that there was an evil docter named Comador Poophead trying to distroy Venus *which is like my favorite planet* so i was uber mad and was like "Who does Dr. Comador Poophead think he is!?!" so pretty much i went to Venus in my dinoship. *shaped like a pteradactol* and like kicked his butt. but when i asked him "why!?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTROY VENUS!!*which is like my favorite planet* he replyed "because i wanna kill all the dinosaurs here! *evil laugh*" and i was all "nuh uhhh you dont" and tore his head of with my claws *because im the white dino ranger and can do that* so when i met the dinosaurs there they informed me that the ruler "Prince Charles" was all lonley and such. so i sooo met him and was all "he is such an uber hottie" and because on Venus the main ruler is female, i over powered him *plus i am a freaking power ranger. DUHHH* so now i rule over all of Venus *occasionaly leaving for my power ranger duties* with Prince Charles by my side *because he is awesome like that* and to get messages over the planet we have billions of messanger bees *that are 2 feet tall* and they are all named Chet. =]] if you have any more questions i *Princess Dino* whould be happy to answer them .
Retroactive N e r d · Sun Feb 17, 2008 @ 02:03am · 2 Comments |