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Hello Earthlings! mrgreen
This is my first entry in my journal, that will keep my public updated of my findings on human beings. For those who don't know, I am no ordinary human bing, I am actually an alien from the planet Mordil. I am here, on Earth, to study you Earthlings and bring my findings back to my home planet.
I have been on Planet Earth for two years now. I have so far found many of it pleasant, although, some of you humans can be quite strange.
Some humans I have seen seemed to be possesed by strange creatures, resulting in causing havoc and vilonce. On my planet, violence is not tolerated.
You humans also seem to have a lot of arguments going on. On my planet, to settle arguments we usually have dance offs. The winner of the dance-off is declared right, and the loser must bow before and grovel for forgiveness from the winner. biggrin
You humans also seem to take amusement from others uncomfortness. When one of you is unconfortable, you seem to take greatjoy biggrin in making fun of these people.
These are just a few of the things i have noticied about you humans. I will continue to post my findings to you. And hopefully, we can together, find a cure for your human strangeness.
From your alien friend,
whee heart ~~KATHSTEW~~ heart whee
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