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Hello Earthlings or as we say on my planet : NSYTRAHWTEATKS

I am sorry for not adding entrys these past couple days, but it has been because of very important news! I was sitting on a park bench (that is one of my favourite spots to observe humans) and I spotted a UFO flying towards the park. I got out my telescope-like glasses and took a look. It was a flying saucer with my home planets insignia on it!.
I followed it for quite a while, because I reliazed it was preparing to land. It landed not too far away from where I had been sitting. It landed in a small clearing hidden by thick trees.
I approached the saucer, and made myself known to whoever ws inside it. The doors opened on the front of it, and out stepped one of my own species! And not just anyone, but my friend! (Who here is known as Bunnypals)
She informed me that she has come, by order of the Great Gagoga (our Queen) to come and help me on my mission. For it seems, the information I am collecting is now very important, because my planet is considering blowing Earth up. We must find out if Earth is a nice enoug place, that we should leave it where it stands.
The past couple of days now, me and Bunnypals have been collecting information on you humans together. I must say, it has been lonely, and now that I have a friend this job is going to get much easier!

FINDINGS

- Some findings I have observed while watching humans are they are very social creatures, constantly needing companionship, alot like another animal I have observed here on Earth which is the DOG.
- Human Earthlings also seem to be very argumentative, and can seemobsesive towards certain things. Humans seem to be in constant arguments over things that are really quite simple to work out, almost as if they find fighting is fun. Example: A show I have observed while watching human TELEVISION is called Jerry Springer. This show is very strange, and if is showing how all humans behave, then maybe we should keep Earth just for entertainment issues, it is very satistfying watching many people screamand yell and swear at one another in such a public way!


I will give more of my observations in upcoming journal entries. If you want to read about my new companion, read from Bunnypals, coming soon!


From your alien friend,
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