I find them incredibly funny because, well, they really don't make sense. To me, anyway. Okay, so I'm going to post a few. If you have any more that you like, tell me and I'll put it on here with your username to cite you properly.
Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you!
In Soviet Russia:
~Statue gives bird crap ~Peas eat you ~Cake bakes you ~Car crash tests ~Toliet dumps in you ~Road forks you ~Model car puts you together ~Bottle recycles you ~Mom keeps diaper and throws away baby ~Picture frames you ~Paper writes on you ~Trash throws you away
Lol, I watched the movie Carrie from 1976, and it looks like Chris Hargensen gives Billy a blow-job, but she's the one moaning, so I called that sex in Soviet Russia. LOL.
egginaframe · Sat Oct 25, 2008 @ 05:57am · 0 Comments |