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SOME OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES in no particular order
Willy Wonka: [sorting through a big bunch of keys] There it is. There it isn't
Violet Beauregarde: [hugs Wonka] Mr.Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.
Willy Wonka: [Wonka looks at her terrified as she chews her gum] Oh. I don't care.
Veruca Salt: I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir.
[does a curtsy]
Willy Wonka: I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha.
Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard?
Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!
Willy Wonka: Why, I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas sing] Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, a great big greedy nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile so greedy and so infantile ...etc
Grandpa George: Mark my words. The first kid to find a golden ticket will be fat, fat, fat.
Augustus Gloop: [Augustus appears and cameras flash] I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut. Or walnut, or peanut butter, or caramel. Or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.
Grandpa George: [the Bucket home sees the TV with Augustus on the screen] Told you he'd be a porker.
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
Willy Wonka: Increasingly . . . today.
Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. (this has to be one of my real favs lol)
Violet Beauregarde: Are they real people?
Willy Wonka: Of course they're real people. They're Oompa Loompas.
Mr. Salt: Oompa Loompas?
Willy Wonka: Imported. Straight from Loompaland.
Mr. Teavee: There's no such place.
Willy Wonka: What?
Mr. Teavee: Mr Wonka, I teach high school geography, and I'm here to tell you...
Willy Wonka: (interrupting) Well, then, you'll know all about it and oh what a terrible country it is.
Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!
[Great Gum Machine pops out a stick of gum]
[machine dings]
Mike Teavee: You mean that's it?
Willy Wonka: Do you even know what it is?
Violet Beauregarde: It's gum.
Willy Wonka: Yeah! It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe.
[out of breath]
Willy Wonka: Know why? Know why? 'Cause this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself.
[laughs]
Mr. Salt: Why would anyone want that?
Willy Wonka: [flipping through flash cards] It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. Just a little strip of Wonka's Magic Chewing Gum is all you...
[flips through cards again]
Willy Wonka: ...ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner. This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef and Blueberry Pie.
Grandpa Joe: It sounds great!
Veruca Salt: It sounds weird.
Violet Beauregarde: It sounds like my kind of gum.
Willy Wonka: [referring to Violet getting the gum] I'd rather you didn't. There's still one or two things that are a little...
Violet Beauregarde: I'm the World Record holder of chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything!
[pops gum into her mouth]
Mrs. Beauregarde: How is it honey?
Violet Beauregarde: It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Spit it out!
Grandpa Joe: Young lady, I think you better...
Violet Beauregarde: It's changing...roast beef and baked potato. Crispy skin and butter!!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Keep chewin' kiddo! My daughter's gonna be the first person in the world with a chewing gum meal!
Willy Wonka: Yeah. I'm just concerned about the...
Violet Beauregarde: Blueberry pie and Ice Cream!!!
Willy Wonka: That part.
Veruca Salt: [Veruca stares at Violet] What's happening to her nose?
[Violet keeps chewing]
Veruca Salt: [Nose starts turning purple]
Mr. Salt: You're turning blue!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple!
Violet Beauregarde: [touching nose] What do you mean?
Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet...you're turning Violet!!
[Violet scared; turns to Wonka]
Mrs. Beauregarde: [concerned] What's happening?!
Willy Wonka: Well, I told you I haven't gotten it quite right because it always goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Bluberry Pie that doesn't...I'm terribly sorry!
[Violet turns purple]
Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?!
[Violet continues turning purple]
Violet Beauregarde: [Violet starts growing]
Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!
Charlie Bucket: Like a Blueberry!
[Violet continues to grow]
Willy Wonka: [to Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a Blueberry. It's just weird!
Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a Blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?
Veruca Salt: You can put her in a county fair!
[Mrs. Beauregarde looks at Veruca viciously]
[Willy Wonka laughs]
Willy Wonka: [looks at everyone] Come on... Let's boogie!
Willy Wonka: [bangs into his elevator] I've got to be more careful where I park this thing.
Mrs. Beauregarde: What do you use Hair Cream for?
Willy Wonka: To lock in moisture.
[primps hair]
Charlie Bucket: [on chocolate river, deep in factory, passing an open door in which Oompa-Loompas are whipping a cow] Whipped cream.
Willy Wonka: Exactly!
Veruca Salt: That doesn't make any sense.
Willy Wonka: For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that.
Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise! (laughs)
Willy Wonka: Let's put him in the toffee-puller.
Mr. Teavee: The toffee-puller?
Willy Wonka: Hey! That was my idea.
Willy Wonka: I want you to roll Ms Beauregarde into the boat and take her to the juicing room at once.
Mrs. Beauregarde: The juicing room? What are they gonna do to her there?
Willy Wonka: Oh, they're gonna squeeze her. Like a little pimple. We gotta get all that juice out of her immediately
[Willy Wonka claps enthusiastically as his special musical showpiece goes up in flames]
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale... Wow! (this is another one of my real favs)
Willy Wonka: [hiding behind a newspaper while Charlie shines his shoes] Too bad about that chocolate guy. Walter... er, Waldo...
Charlie Bucket: Willy Wonka.
Willy Wonka: Right, him. Did you ever meet him?
Charlie Bucket: I met him. I thought he was great at first. Then he didn't turn out that nice. And he has a funny haircut.
Willy Wonka: [throwing the newspaper down] I do not!
Mrs. Gloop: Where does that pipe go?
Willy Wonka: That pipe happens to go to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge.
Mrs. Gloop: Then he will be turned into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?!
Willy Wonka: No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.
Willy Wonka: [while passing a room where Oompa Loompa's are shearing pink hair from sheep] I'd rather not talk about this one...
Willy Wonka: My name is Willy Wonka.
Veruca Salt: Then shouldn't you be up there?
[points to stage]
Willy Wonka: Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?
Willy Wonka: The waterfall is most important, it mixes the chocolate. It churns it up and makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, and you can take that to the bank, my dear children.
Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.
Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same. (this is another one of my real favs. what wonka says bout chewing gum lol)
Mr. Teavee: [has just seen chocolate transported by television] So, can you send other things? Say, like breakfast cereal?
Willy Wonka: Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? It's those little curly wood shavings you find in pencil sharpeners.
Charlie Bucket: But could you send it by television if you wanted to?
Willy Wonka: Course I could.
Mike Teavee: What about people?
Willy Wonka: Well, why would I want to send a person? They don't taste very good at all.
Charlie Bucket: So... if I go with you, to live in your factory, I'll never see my family again?
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Consider that a bonus!
[from trailer]
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha ha. You're really weird.
Willy Wonka: Don't touch that squirrel's nut! It'll make him crazy!
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer.
He's modest, clever, and so smart, he barely can restrain it.
With so much generosity, there is no way to contain it, to contain it, to contain.... to contain... to contain...
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the one that you're about to meet
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's a genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate whiz
The best darn guy who ever lived
Willy Wonka, here he is!
 Celeste_Orchid · Sun Oct 09, 2005 @ 08:22pm · 0 Comments |
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