"Hey, you called?"
"Yeah, just wanted to make sure you were alive. There's a flood and you stopped texting!"
"Oh, yeah, I got busy doing stuff."
"Not in that weather!"
"You're right, I had to take my roommate's 4WD."
"I know, I'm smart."
"Yeah, right."
"You're mean."
"No I'm not!"
"See if I hold your hand now when you get your tattoo redone!"
"Whatever, you love me, you so will!"
"Well yeah.. Only if you give me something though."
"Surprise surprise."
"I'm one of those guys that.. oh.. how do you say it... Like to get something out of things you normally wouldn't get something from."
"Oh, so you're an optimist?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"God will smite you."
"I'm shaking in my slippers."
"You're going to fall and break your ankle."
"......... Ow!"
Owned! Haha. I am win.
Katharos Kharis Community Member 
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