I AM SO F****ING BORED! gonk
So I thought I'd post a story. 3nodding
There once was a lady who lived in a shoe,
Constantly covered in dog goo.
Poverty ruined her, she didn't have no house,
She even didn't have a blouse.
She hated her life,
'Twas filled with strife,
And frankly, she wanted to end it now!
Maybe with a SLAM or a POW...
So she bought an AK-47,
And blew her poor head all the way to heaven.
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