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So, there's all these stupid stereotypes. I laugh at them. And I just went through and marked the ones with the first half that matches me. I find several of them funny.
pick the stereotype that fits you the most.
Post this with that as the subject...read these stereotypes...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm MIXED so i must be sexy.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
--->I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (oooo, they're good)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST hate all white people.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say "EH" and smoke weed.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
--->I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
--->I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I think not)
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST hate those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
--->I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (and I am, in alot of ways)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
--->I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (but I look good in black)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
--->I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (why would I wanna steal anyone's money?)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big c**k.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
--->I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (oh, wait, I don't! sweatdrop )
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be an attention whore.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
--->I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (and so would everyone else in drama club, but they aren't)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
--->I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (but then, I go to an all-girls school)
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. <---that is a matter of OPINION. but no.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
--->I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (because every poser is wearing t-shirts from places they've never been)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I CUT, so I MUST be emo.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
--->I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every chick I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big d**k.
I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.
I DO DRUGS, so I MUST be making nothing of myself in life.
I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.
--->I CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS so I MUST be shallow. (mmhmm...I just don't wanna look like a bedhead, frazzled gal)
I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs.
I'm a JUGGALO so I MUST be failing in life.
I'm CAJUN, so I MUST be crazy and marry my cousin.
If you hate stereotypes,repost this
So, yea, that was fun.
And so was choir. We are gonna be cool for open house. ONE! And that's how it goes.
Well, I'm off because my mom (who forgot me at school) wants the comp.
~nepie
 nepie · Thu Oct 05, 2006 @ 01:00am · 1 Comments |
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