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Beware random journal reader, random thoughts lie ahead.
Here there be randomness!!
Did I mention randomness??
RANDOMNESSSSSS!!!! *echos loudly*
O_O eep!
*runs away*
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 @ 06:55pm
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final chapter, game over
ET: Chapter 5 ---------- ~Hey were back! *Obsidian belongs to me*~
All: (run towards bridge) Emmy: Don�t look back! All: (look back) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Emmy: Told ya. (Suddenly there all surrounded by Orcs) Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fellowship: (draws wepons) Sidian: (looks at Orcs) Boo. Orcs: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fellowship: o_o Sidian: What? Legolas: (looks awed) You scared them away. Sidian: Nah, that did. (points) All: (look) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Boromir: What is this new devilry? Gandalf: A balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run! Sidian: Hey! I could take him! Emmy: (grabs Sidian) Not now Sid. Sidian: Why not?! Emmy: Cause! Sidian: Cause why? Emmy: Grrrrrrrrr! Sidian: Eep! All: (run) (All make there way across the broken bridge) Legolas & Gandalf: (have already jumped) Emmy: Cowabunga dude! Becca & Mid: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sidian: Look ma, I�m flying! (crashes into Legolas) Legolas: Ow. Sidian: Oops, hehe. Boromir: (jumps over with Merry & Pippin) Gimil: (jumps but doesn�t make it) Legolas: (grabs him by his beard) Gimil: Not the beard! Legolas: I can let go if you like. Gimil: Nooooooooooooo! Legolas: (pulls him up) Didn�t think so. Emmy: (Quietly) I think were corrupting him. Trio & Sidian: ^_^ Aragorn: (pitches Sam over, who gets caught by Boromir. Then Aragorn and Frodo make there way over.) (All run but then the Balrog appears) Gandalf: You cannot pass! Balrog: (hisses and strikes with it�s sword) Sidian: Please�.. Emmy: No! Sidian: (pouts) Emmy: Remember how the movie goes? Sidian: (still pouting) Yes. Emmy: You can kill the Orcs later, k? Sidian: (still pouting) K. Gandalf: You shall not pass! Trio & Obsidian: (leave the scene of the crime) (Gandalf falls into the chasm, Fellowship is all sad) All: (are pouting) Aragorn: Legolas! Get them up! Boromir: Give them a moment, for pity�s sake! Aragorn: By nightfall these hills will be swarming with Orcs! We must reach the woods Of Lothlorien. Come on! All: (get up and walk slowly away)
(sometime later) Legolas: (walks back to where the Trio is) Ok, you four what are you up to? All: (innocent looks) Emmy: What are you talking about Legolas? Legolas: You people are weird. Emmy: (hugs Lego) Why thank you Legolas, I didn�t know you cared. ^_^ Legolas: Um, I have to go now. Emmy: Thought you might. Legolas: (walks off) Sidian: (follows Lego)
(After a while they enter the woods of Lothlorien) Gimil: Stay close, young hobbits. They say a great sorceress lives here, an elf-witch of terrible power. All those who look upon her fall under her spell, and are never seen again. Becca: I think that�s a bit over exaggerated. Gimil: Well, this is one dwarf she won�t ensnare so easily! I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox! Mid: (rolls her eyes) Right. (Suddenly all are surrounded by elves, their bows drawn) Becca: Eep, don�t shoot! *pause* Hehe, I told them don�t shoot. Trio: ^_^ Sidian: (points awed) Elves! Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark. Becca: A shot in the dark. Emmy: The shot heard round the world.Mid: Bang, bang, boom. Sidian: You�ll never get me coppers! All: o_o Trio & Sidian: ^_^ Aragorn: Haldir of Lorien. We have come for help. We need your protection. Gmil: Aragorn, these woods are perilous! We should go back! Haldir: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come. She is waiting. Legolas: Gimil, your not scared are you? Gimil: Master Elf, a Dwarf is never scared! Obsidian: (quietly) Bobby will get you�����. Frodo and Gimil: (both scream and run ahead of the others) Elves: (look around for the enemy) Haldir: What�s wrong with them? Emmy: (innocent look) I have no idea. Legolas: (is looking at them then at where Frodo and Gimil ran off to then back again.) Becca: (quietly) The Elf is catch on, he must be dealt with. Mid: He knows to much, he will foil our plans. Sidian: I don�t know he doesn�t seem to concerned, kinda like he wants to be part off the gang. Emmy: Well we are corrupting him�.. Becca: Yay, new member! Trio & Sidian: ^_^ ~
ET: Chapter 6 ~ Disclaimer: Silmariien: Dancing Pink Hedgehogs Tenshiamanda: Purple monkeys And ideas from Evilspoofauthors 1 & 2, Sven & Cassi. ~ (Everyone arrives in Lothlorien, and are greeted by Celeborn and Galadriel. After which they make camp.) Aragorn & Boromir: (are talking) Frodo: (is off seeing the elf-witch) Becca, Mid, Sam, Merry, Pippin, & Gimil: ~_~ Legolas & Obsidian: (are talking) Emmy: (is off getting into trouble)
~Elsewhere~ (Emmy is waking around trying to find Frodo when she hears a rustling in the trees above, looking up she sees two glowing red eyes staring back at her. Then there are two more, then two more, then two more������..) Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. Frodo: ^_^ (Both look up startled as they hear a terrified scream) Emmy: (comes running through screaming) Blood sucking squirrels! Run for your life! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (This also wakes up the Fellowship) Becca, Mid, Obsidian, Merry, & Pippn: (Scream and run after Emmy) Aragorn: Oooooooookay��� Gimil: Blood sucking squirrels? (whimpers) Legolas: (quietly) Bobby will get you���. Gimil: (screams like a girl and hides under his blanket) Legolas: ^_^ I could get used to this! Aragorn: (groans loudly) Boromir: (goes back to sleep) Sam: Mr. Frodo?
(Sometime later) Aragorn: (to the Trio) Are you girls ready yet? Emmy: (looks around nervously) Are they gone? Aragorn: (Strangled sigh) Yes they are gone. Emmy: Are you sure? Aragorn: Yes, now get in the boat! Emmy: Alright! Sheech! (Soon they are away down the river, after a while they came upon two large statues) Mid: Ooooh, big statues! Aragorn: The Aragornath. Long have I desired to look upon the kings of old, my kin. Becca: Um, that one has a bird�s nest in his eye! Emmy: (to Aragorn) I think you�d better get maintenance on that. Aragorn: o_o Maintenance? Emmy: Yeah. Aragorn: o_o? (They pass by the statues into the lake) Emmy: (thinking) Hey I wonder where Aragorn�s morphine buddy is? I haven�t seen him yet. Legolas: Aragorn�s morphine buddy? Aragorn: What are you talking about now? Emmy: Isildur. Aragorn: Uh, Isildur is dead. Becca: What!? Isildur is dead!? It was murder then! Fellowship: o_o? Mid: I wonder why the meds haven�t brought him back yet? Emmy: Maybe they didn�t like him enough. Becca: How did he die? Aragorn: The ring betrayed him and Orcs attacked them killing him with their arrows. All: (look at the ring) Emmy: Eh, hehe. Frodo? How you feeling? Frodo: (gulps) (Small voice) I�m okay. Sidian: Bobby will get you����.. Frodo & Gimil: (scream and jump out of the boat) Frodo: (swims very quickly toward shore) Gimil: (remembers he can�t swim and Boromir has to fish him out) Aragorn: I guess were going ashore here. Emmy: Ya think? Legolas, Gimil & Aragorn: (are talking) Becca, Mid, Merry, Pippin & Sam: (are gathering firewood and setting up camp) Frodo: (is hiding from Bobby) Boromir: (is spying on him) Emmy: (is writing) Sidian: (is talking with Emmy and watching Legolas) Merry: Where is Frodo? Fellowship: (realizes Frodo & Boromir are missing) Emmy: (ponders) Hmmm, Frodo and Boromir�..alone�..hmmmm�.. Sidian, Mid & Becca: Emmy! Ew! Becca: (shivers) Ew! Gross! Mid: Yick. Sidian: Ugh. Emmy: Like really, yeah. Legolas: What�s the matter with you girls? Trio & Sidian: (innocent looks) Nothin. Sam: Where is Frodo? Aragorn: I�ll go look for him. (There�s a rustle in the bushes, Aragorn draws his sword����� Out pop several pink hedgehogs doing a kick line dance) All: o_oPink Hedgehogs: (are doing a kick-line dance) Girls: *clap & cheer* Fellowship: o_o Pink Hedgehogs: (finish their dance, squeak cutely and scamper off) Aragorn: Oookay, that was scary. (Heads off quickly to find Frodo) Gimil: *clutches axe* Sam, Merry & Pippin: *Are still staring at where the Dancing Pink Hedgehogs were* o_o Legolas: How do you do that? Emmy: *Innocent look* Do what? Legolas: *pouts* Please? Sidian: Awww! He�s so cute when he does that! Emmy: *holds up her blue notebook and fuzzy purple magic gel pen* That�s how. Legolas: *stares* Ooooo! *evil grin* Hehehehehehe!!! Becca: *hides behind Mid* Mommy he�s scaring me!! Legolas: Sorry. Becca: S�okay.
(Back at the studio) *Silver and Bret are on the floor laughing hysterically* Silver: This is to funny! Bret: ^_^ Silver: *looks down at her notebook and pen* Hmmm...........
(Trio) Mid: Did you guys hear that? Becca: *looks around* Hear what? *Pause* *crickets chrip* (Suddenly they attack) Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Legolas: What the............? Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sidian: Purple monkeys.......on speeder bikes........with blasters. Now I�ve seen everything. Trio, Merry & Pippin: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becca: Run for your lives! The purple monkeys are attacking! *bolts through the forest* All: O_O (A shot fired from one of the purple monkeys blasters hits a tree barely missing Sam) Legolas & Gimil: *stand ready to do battle* Sidian: *grabs Lego* Don�t just stand there! Run! Mid: They�ve got blasters! Who gave them blasters!? Emmy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All: *run*
~Elsewhere~ Aragorn: What in the world? *ducks as a shot from the purple monkeys blaster just misses him*
~Another part of the forest* Boromir: *screams as he is chased by the monkeys*
~Elsewhere again~ Frodo: *ish hiding* I want my mommy.
(Battle Scene) *Very chaotic* There are purple monkeys everywhere, little fuzzy blue hamster aliens are chasing the purple monkeys in their fuzzy blue spaceships. *Purple monkey: (yelps as he is shot in the butt by a blast from a small blue spaceship.* While above it all blood-sucking squirrels watch, their little beady red eyes glowing.)
Emmy: *runs through the scene being chased by evil martian pigs* (Off in the distance we hear the screams off hobbits as the purple monkeys take Pippin, Merry & Becca hostage.) Emmy: *comes back through the scene riding a speeder bike and blasting at a purple monkey.* �Die you evil villian! Die! Mahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
(Random pink hedgehog scurries through the chaos. The energizer bunny comes though the scene but gets blown up by a purple monkey.) Strange man: *walks through looking around* Can you hear me now?............Good! *pause* Ahhhhhhh!!! (gets chased by an evil martian pig on a speeder bike.)
All in all, everyone got a lot of exercise. Frodo and Sam finally escaped to the boats, Aragorn & Boromir are still being chased by the purple monkeys. Pippin, Merry & Becca got kidnaped by the purple monkeys and are being held for ransom. Emmy & Mid are chasing purple monkeys & evil martian pigs with speeder bikes and blasters. Gimil is lost deep in the forest with blood-sucking squirrels, I have no idea where Sidian and Lego got to, hehe. And I�m running out of breath! Whew!
(Music for the chaotic battle scene was: It�s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine! by REM They played it in Independent�s Day with Will Smith. Good song.)
Sidenote: Boromir was finally killed by one of the purple monkey�s blasters. Were all very sorry.....not. In the end they pitched him over the waterfall. Oh and Becca�s vampster ran away. *cries*
�/Finis/--
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Silverdracowolf
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Silverdracowolf
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 @ 06:53pm
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Pt 2 of an amazing event
ET: Chapter 3 ----------- Becca: *laughs while re-reading all of this.* �Pure genuis!� ^_^ A/N: Not much modified here either. Disclaimer: Purple magic gel pen -Nutty Gummy Vampster - Aphy the almighty Bobby the evil bunny - Aranel �//--
(As the Fellowship heads toward the Mines of Moria, we find that the Trio has drifted towards the back of the pack. Who knows what evil they are planning now. The Fellowship is on edge, and frequently cast glances back towards the girls.) Mid: All right Emmy, spill. Emmy: (innocent look) I don�t know what your talking about. Becca: Where are you getting all of this stuff? Come on! We wanta play to! Emmy: ^_^ Oh�..ok. Becca: Yay! Mid: Well�. Emmy: (digs through her backpack and pulls out a purple pen.) Ta-da! Becca: Ooooo, pretty. Mid: Where�d you get that? Emmy: NuttyGummy. Mid: Oh. Becca: Purple, magic gel pen! Yay! Trio: ^_^
(later) Gimli: Ah, the walls of Moria! Gandalf & Frodo: (examines the wall) Merry & Pippin: (throw stones in the lake) Aragorn & Sam: (attend to Bill the pony) Legolas: (watches the Trio uneasily) Trio: (writing in a notebook & snickering a lot) Gandalf: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter. Merry: What do you suppose that means? Gandalf: Oh, it�s quiet simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password and The doors will open. (try�s to open the doors using several different passwords) Emmy: If it�s so easy how come they ain�t open yet? Gandalf: -_- Emmy: y_y Becca: (stars jumping all over the place) MELLON! MELLON! MELLON! (The doors open) Becca: Now everyone get inside before the evil sea monster gets us! Trio: (hurry�s inside) Mid: Yeah, cause you know how much I love Orcs. (makes disgusted face) (Outside something moves in the water, but the fellowship does not notice.) Gimil:��.And they call it a mine. A mine! Boromir: (looks around) This is no mine. It�s a tomb. Becca: (sees a rather icky skeleton) Ahhhhhhh! (jumps into Legolas�s arms) Eep! Legolas: Oof! Becca: Hehe, sorry. Legolas: Tis okay my lady, this mine is not a pretty sight. Becca: o_o? Whatever. (stays close to Lego.) * ^_^ Hehe, Lego.* Fellowship: (backs out of the tomb) Trio: (stays in the tomb) Emmy: I wouldn�t go out there if I were you. Aragorn: And why not? Watcher: (grabs Frodo) Frodo: Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Emmy: That�s why. Fellowship: (attacks watcher) Trio: (cheers them on) Go Lego go! Go Lego go! Legolas: (gives them weird look) Trio: ^_^ (The Fellowship finally defeats the Watcher and retreats into the mines) Aragorn: How do you three know so much? Emmy: (exasperated sigh) I already told you. Aragorn: But you made no sense. Emmy: -_- I don�t have to explain it if I don�t want to. Aragorn: But your knowledge of what will happen could help us. Mid: What will be, will be. Even if we told you it wouldn�t change anything. Your fates have already been set. We can�t change them��to much. Aragorn: (pouts) (The fellowship come to a crossroads) Emmy: (gulps) Evil things lurk at crossroads. Becca: Evil bunnies! Trio: (screams) Fellowship: (grabs there heads) OW!!! Trio: Oy! That hurt! All: (groan) Gandalf: (looks around) I have no memory of this place. Pippin: (having been corrupted by the Trio) Were lost! Ahhhhhhhhh!! Were gonna die! Were gonna die! Merry: (also corrupted. Give Pip a brain duster) Shut-up Pip! Now you�ve jinxed us! Now we are gonna die! Gandalf: No ones going to die. Hopefully. Emmy: (quietly) That�s what you think. (So with Gandalf memory lapsed for the moment the Fellowship makes camp) Merry & Pippin: (make food) Aragorn: (cleans his sword) Boromir: ~_~ Frodo & Sam: (drown in there sorrows) Gimil: (pouts) Gandalf: (still studies the passageways) Legolas: (checks his bow) Emmy: (watches Gandalf) Mid: ~_~ Becca: (looks around) Mysterious voice: (to Gimil) Bobby the evil blood sucking bunny will get you in your sleep! Gimil: (screams like a girl) Aragorn: (jumps to his feet sword ready) What? What is it? Gimil: (whimpers) Boromir: Gimil? Emmy: (snickers) Gandalf: Emmy do you know something? Emmy: It�s not me! I swear! It�s the voices! Mystery voice: Bobby will get you. Gimil: Help! It�s gonna get me! Aragorn: Who? Gimil: (whimpers) Bobby. Merry: Who�s bobby? Gimil: (whimpers) I don�t wanna talk about it. Aragorn: Show yourself! Who ever you are. *Silence* Emmy: (dances round in circles) Bobby the evil bunny! Bobby the evil bunny! Gimil: (whimpers) Aragorn: Emmy! Stop it! Your scaring Gimil. Emmy: So? Aragorn: -_- Emmy: C_C (Something scurries around in the dark) Frodo: There�s something down there! Gandalf: It�s Gollum. Frodo: Gollum? Emmy: Gollum? Hmmm�� (quietly) Sic�um girl! Mystery voice: What am I a dog? Emmy: (puppy eyes) Plzzz? Mystery voice: Hehe, well if you really want me to. (to Gollum) Beware the evil martian pigs. They�ll get you in your sleep! Gollum: Precioussssss? Mystery voice: Noooooo�..(pause) Mahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! The evil martian pigs are coming for you! Gollum: (runs off screaming) Mystery voice: You can run but you can�t hide! Mahahahahahaha!!!!! (There�s a skittering sound off in one of the tunnels) Becca: What was that? (Creature scurries through a beam of light) Becca: (shrieks) Ooooo, it�s a vampster! Come here pretty vampster! Vampster: (runs) Becca: Nooooooo! Come back! (runs after it) Emmy & Mid: (look at each other) Wait for us! (runs after becca) Boromir: Finally! (dose a little dance) Fellowship: o_o Boromir: Hehe, sorry. * ^_^ * Mystery voice: (to Frodo) Bobby will get you to. Mahahahahaha!!!! Frodo: Eep! Sam: What is it Mister Frodo? Frodo: N�nothing. (gulps) Gandalf: Ah-ha! It�s this way! Merry: He remembered! Gandalf: Not really but the Trio went the other way. Merry & Pippin: (pout) Pippin: Were not waiting for them. Boromir: I certainly hope not. Aragorn: Where�d Legolas go? --------------- What will happen to the Trio? What exactly is a vampster? Where did Legolas get to? Who was that mysterious voice? And where did my Vanilla coke get to?.........Ah, there it is! Er, 2 be continued����..
ET: Chapter 4 ------------- Disclaimer: Darth-Trinity (blood sucking squirrels) * (So while most of the Fellowship heads down one path, the evil trio & Legolas head down another in search of the elusive vampster. And the ever mysterious voice that looms over head.) Becca: Come back Vampy! Vampster: (scurries faster) Becca: Noooooooo! * (The Fellowship come upon a hall of pillars) Gimil: Behold! The great realm of the Dwarf city of Dwarrowdelf! (A furry creature runs past squeaking loudly, the Trio follows with Legolas following at a more calm pace.) Sam: There�s an eye-opener and no mistake. Mystery voice: Bobby will get u! Gimil & Frodo: (scream and run towards a room with a bright light in it) Fellowship: o_o (follows after them) Trio: (finally catches vampster and heads back with Lego) ~Hehe, Lego�..er, sorry. Hehe.~ Fellowship: (uneasy and sad) Gimil: Here lies Balin, son Fundin. Lord of Moria. He is dead then. It�s as I feared. Becca: (quietly) Sounds like a bad movie. Emmy: (quietly) Yeah I�m all tears can we go now? Mid: You�ve been hanging around Blue to long. Emmy: ^_^ Gandalf: (is looking through a book) Legolas: We must move on. We cannot linger. Aragorn: (agrees) Trio: (agrees to) Gandalf: (reads from book) ���..We cannot get out. They are coming. *Slience* *Crickets chirp* Emmy: (writes) (Suddenly a girl falls from out of nowhere) Girl: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! (Lands on Lego) Legolas: Oof! Girl: Ow. Emmy: Obsidian! Yay! Legolas & Obsidian: Ow. Legolas: (muffled voice) Lady, would you mind getting off of me? Obsidian: (looks down) Oops. (gets off of Lego) Sorry. Legolas: (gets up) Tis all right. Obsidian: Good. Hey Em! (waves) Emmy: Hey Sidian! (waves) Boromir: (muttering) Oh no, not another one! Trio & Sidian: -_- Boromir: (glups) I mean��. Sidian: (quietly) Bobby will get you. Boromir: (screams) Pippin: (knocks over a skeleton) Gandalf: Fool of a took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! Pippin: sad Trio & Sidian: Awwww! Poor Pip! Pippin: (Sniff) Trio & Sidian: Bad Gandalf! Gandalf: Humph! (Drums are heard) Frodo: (looks at his sword) Orcs! Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Sidian: Wheeeeeeeee! Fellowship: o_o Sidian: What? Emmy: Hehe. Sidian: ^_^ Emmy: ^_^ Becca & Mid: o_o� Sidian & Emmy: ^_^ Orcs: (are trying to come through the bared doors) Fellowship: (fights the orcs and cave troll) Trio & Sidian: (sit and watch while eating popcorn, occasionally a random orc goes flying Trough the air near them) (Frodo gets stabbed and everyone gets really worried) Frodo: (lays still) Emmy: (kicks him) Get up! Frodo: (groans) Ow. Sam: He�s alive! Frodo: Ow. Aragorn: You should be dead! That spear would�ve skewered a wild boar. Sidian: He said skewered. Trio: (snickers) Gandalf: I think there�s more to this hobbit than meets the eye. Sidian: Yeah, yeah, he�s wearing Mithril. Can we go now? Fellowship: o_o Emmy: Yeah, there are more of those coming you know. Becca: (clutches Vampster) Balrog. Vampster: (eyes bulge and makes cute coughing sound) Becca: Oops, sorry. Gandalf: To the bridge of Khazad-dum! ~ Ahhhhhhhhhh! What will happen to them!Find out next time! Mahahahahahahaha!!!!! Hehe�..
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 @ 06:52pm
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Oh my gosh! An entry!
O_O LOOK! I posted an entry! run away! hehe. please read and enjoy!
The Evil Trio�s trip to Middle Earth
Trio Story I
---------- Dedicated to Peachie who kept IM�ing me and saying how this spoof still kept making her laugh. So for you I have dragged it out of the lost files and re-posted it. YAAY! So this is for you Peachie thanks for motivating me. ^_^
--//-- A/N: I�ve taken the original and added a bit to it. I had two versions on hand. So I did a bit of fixing. ^_^ I hope you enjoy. Guide: ~_~ *sleeping*
o_o� *raised eye*
(Narrator, unknown, Trio can hear her)
~ Emmy, Mid and Becca, known as the Evil Trio, were in the living room of IDS getting ready to watch the first LOTR. Emmy and Mid were on the floor sprawled on big lush pillows that were scattered all over the floor in front of the big flat screen tv. Becca was running around frantic....
Becca: Ahhhhhhh!! Where is it!? Where is it!?
Mid: (calmly) Where�s what?
Becca: My LOTR video! That�s what!
Mid: (smacks her forehead) It�s in the VCR, Beck.
Becca: (stops running round) It is?
Mid: Yes.
Becca: Oh. Okay! (plops down next to Mid) Start the movie! Start the movie!
Emmy: (suspiciously) What have you been eating?
Becca: Nothin.
Mid: Drinking?
Becca: Vanilla coke.
Emmy: I want some! I want some!
Becca: (hands out vanilla cokes) Movie! Movie!
*Movie starts*
Trio: Ooooo! Awwwww! Wheeeeee! Hehe......
*Movie gets to the part where they arrive in Rivendell*
Elrond: .......Bring forth the ring, Frodo. Frodo: *Lays the Ring carefully on the table. Eyes everyone to make sure that no one Is going to steal his precious. Returns to his seat.* All: *stare at the ring* Broromir: So it is true. *thinks evil thoughts* Unknown voice: The doom of men. Boromir: *Shakes his head* It is a gift . . . .*rambles on* Others: *looks at him as if he�s nuts* (Which he is)
(Back in the studio)
Emmy: Jerk butt! Becca: Your stupid! Mid: Greedy. Emmy: All three.
Becca: *looks around* Did it just get brighter in here?
Mid: *looks around to* Hmmm, yeah it did.
Emmy: *eye twitches* It�s the fuzzy blue hamster aliens . . . .they�ve come to get us!!
(Bright light suddenly engulfs the room)
Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(The Trio find themselves falling in an inky black nothingness)
Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Uh, falling and screaming)
Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Still falling. Still screaming)
Trio: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(You know all that screaming is pointless and annoying so, shut up!)
Becca: Sorry!
Mid: (as Jar Jar Binks) How rude!
Emmy: *Yawns* Are we there yet?
Mid: Are we where yet?
Emmy: There.
Mid: Where is there?
Emmy: Where ever there is!
Mid: (looks down) Doesn�t look like it.
Becca: I�m bored.
Emmy: Me 2.
Mid: Me 3.
Becca: If were falling in a black nothingness, how can we still see each other?
Emmy: Um, movie magic?
Becca: Oh. I wonder how we got here.
Emmy: *shrugs* Beats me.
Mid: ~.~
Emmy: Hey, wake up!
Mid: Ahhhhh!! *pause* Don�t do that!
Emmy: *innocent look* Do what?
Mid: You know what!
Emmy: Actually I don�t know what, maybe you could introduce us sometime.
Mid: *glares* Smart a**.
Emmy: *fakes puzzlement* How can my a** be smart? It doesn�t have a brain.
Mid: *exasperated* It�s just a saying!
Emmy: Well it�s a stupid one.
Becca: Hey guys, I see something.
(Emmy & Mid are busy making faces at each other)
Becca: Will u 2 cut that out!?
Emmy: Can�t cut it out, it�ll just grow right back!
Becca: Grrrr! I see something!
Emmy: Well whoop-de-do!
Becca: *glares*
Mid: I see a light.
Emmy: Don�t go near the light!!
Mid: That�s kind of hard not to do right now.
Becca: I see a tree
Trio: O_O Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! WERE GONNA DIE!!!
{Not bloody likely. Stop screaming.}
Emmy: Kay.
Becca: My throat hurts.
Mid: Mine to.
(Below)
(The council members are still fighting about the ring)
(Above)
Becca: Hey! You peoples down there, get out of the way!
Emmy: Look out below!
Mid: Eep.
(Below)
All: *unaware of the impending doom about to befall them*
Trio: *falls into.....eh, onto the council below*
Emmy: *falls on the Elves*
Mid: *lands on Aragorn & Boromir*
Becca: *takes out Elrond*
All: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Get off me!
Elf 1: Oof!
Elf2: Ugh, I think I broke something. Ow.
Emmy: Oops, sorry.
Aragorn & Boromir: *groan*
Mid: Thanks for breaking my fall guys.
Aragorn: *groans* Your welcome, now kindly GET OFF ME!!!!!
Mid: Eep!
Elrond: *muffled shouts*
Becca: I�m sorry, what?
Elrond: *pushes Becca off* I SAID GET OFF OF ME!!!
Becca: Ahhh!! *runs and hides behind Mid* The bad man he yelled at me.
Mid: There, there.
Emmy: *stares* Legolas! *hugs*
Legolas: Oof!
Mid: Uh, Em. Let go of the nice elf so that he can breath.
Emmy: But mummy I don�t want to.
Mid: Emmy.
Emmy: Please mommy can I keep him?
Mid: Now Em!
Emmy: *pouts* Pooey!
Legolas: *looks at Emmy warily*
Elrond: Who are you people? Where did you come from?
Emmy: *points at the sky* The sky is falling! The sky is falling! *runs around in circles*
All: O_O
Elrond: The sky is not falling. You just fell out of it.
Becca: Deep man. Deep.
Elrond: *sighs* Where were we?
Emmy: Rivendell?
Elrond: You be quiet and stay over there. This is important business. *points to far side of the platform*
Emmy: Awww...
Boromir: We were discussing how we could use this ring to our advantage.
Aragorn: You cannot wield it! None of us can. The one ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
Boromir: And what would a ranger know of this matter?
Legolas: *jumps up* This is no mere ranger . . . .
Emmy: Yes! His secret identity is really Batman!
Becca: *snickers*
Mid: *rolls her eyes*
Legolas: (cont . . .) He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn . . . . .
Emmy: Also known as Strider.
Becca: Also known as Estel.
Mid: Dunadan.
Emmy: Thorongil.
Becca: Elfstone.
Mid: Longshanks.
Emmy: Telcontar.
Becca: Ellessar.
Mid: Isildur�s heir.
Emmy: Aragorn II, son of Arathorn.
Becca: King with all the names.
Mid: That guy over there who has waaaaay to many nicknames.
Aragorn: Havo Dad Legolas. (Sit down Legolas)
Legolas: *sits down pouting*
Boromir: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. *sits down glaring at Aragorn*
Emmy: So says you dead boy.
Gandalf: Aragorn is right. We cannot use it.
Elrond: You have only one choice. The Ring must be destroyed.
Gimil: What are we waiting for? *grabs an axe and smashes it to pieces on the Ring*
Emmy: Way to go Gimil. *snorts*
Legolas: *shakes his head* Oi.
Frodo: *winces as he sees the Eye of Sauron*
Elrond: *explains what a stupid act that had been* Yada, yada . . . .*pause* One of you must do this.
*Crickets chirp*
Mid: And surprise, surprise at the no show of hands.
Boromir: *Freaks everyone out even more with horror stories of Mordor*
Legolas: *stands up again* Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said?!! The Ring must be destroyed!
Emmy: Chill out Lego.
Mid: Passionate young man ain�t he?
Becca: Cute elf. . . .
Mid: *annoyed sigh*
Gimil: *jumps to his feet�..well hops* And I suppose you think you�re the one to do it?!
Boromir: *not one to be left out of a fight* And if we fail, what then?! What happens When Sauron takes back what is his?!
Gimil: I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf!
Becca: That can be arranged.
Emmy: *nods*
(Everyone starts yelling at each other)
Frodo: *jumps out of his seat* I will! I will take the Ring to Mordor! (No one hears him cause there to busy yelling at each other)
Frodo: Hey! *jumps up and down* Hello?!
(They still don�t hear him)
Frodo: HEY! I�M TRYING TO BE BRAVE AND NOBLE HERE! COULD YOU OLD MEN STOP FIGHTING AND LOOK AT ME?!
(Some of the council members including Elrond turn and look at him)
Frodo: Erm, hehe. *clears throat* I will take the Ring to Mordor!
Random council members: *stare*
The rest of the council: *still fighting*
Elrond: QUIET!!!!
*Crickets chirp*
Elrond: That�s better. *looks at Frodo* You had something to say?
Frodo: Um, yeah. I will take the Ring to Mordor!
Council: *stares*
Frodo: *gulps* Though I do not know the way.
Emmy: Fine thing to say after he�s got everyone�s attention.
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, so long as it is yours to bear.
Emmy: Great the fate of all belongs to an old man and a ring loving Hobbit.
Becca: Soon to be joined by three more Hobbits, two of them ravenous, two Men, one Is a �I don�t wanna be king� and the other is a �give me that Ring now!�. Followed by a Dwarf and a really cute Elf.
Mid: And for part of the journey a horse named Bill.
Emmy: The little known tenth member of the Fellowship, who had enough sense to get Out while the going was good.
Becca: Go Bill. *cheers quietly*
Aragorn: *stands up* If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Legolas: *rises��before the Dwarf we might add* And you have my bow.
Gimil: *not to be out done by an Elf. Grabs someone else�s axe* And my axe!
Other Dwarf: Hey!
Boromir: *not about to let that Ring out of his sight* You carry the fate of us all, Little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done. *Is very proud of his little speech and hopes no one else sees the real reason he wants to go*
Emmy: Boy, Frodo sure does have a lot of weapons to carry.
Mid: Dummy.
Sam: Hey! *jumps out from behind the bush he was hiding behind, and runs over To Frodo* Mr. Frodo isn�t going anywhere without me!
Elrond: *amused* No indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is Summoned to a secret meeting and you are not.
Sam: Eh, hehe. . .
Merry & Pippin: *look at each other then run over to where Frodo and Sam are, Startling Elrond in the process. They didn�t want to have to walk all the way back To the Shire by themselves* Wait! Were coming to!
Merry: You�d have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Gandalf: *under breath* Don�t tempt me.
Pippin: Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest . . . .thing.
Merry: Well that rules you out Pip.
Pippin: *nods in agreement then glares as he realizes what Merry just said*
Elrond: *sighs* Anyone else want to go? Wait, no forget I said that.
Mid: First he wants them, now he doesn�t.
Emmy: Yeah! We wanna go!
Elrond: No. This is a mission of importance, I don�t even know who you people are.
Becca: You let the Hobbits come.
Mid: We�ll be lot�s of help! We know stuff.
Emmy: Yeah, besides do you really want us here bugging you to the point of a nervous breakdown?
Elrond: Well when you put it that way. Very well, you may go.
Trio: YAY!!!!!!!! *grabs the Hobbits and dances around in a circle*
Elrond: *sighs* ~ *mutters* I need an aspirin . . . .12 companions it will be then. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Mid: The Ring has a fan club . . . . how nice.
Pip: Great! Where are we going?
All: O_O
Merry: Oi.
Frodo & Sam: *roll their eyes*
(Meanwhile back in the studio)
Bret the magic gremlin scurries over in front of the tv and starts stuffing popcorn in his mouth. Just then Silver walks in.
Silver: �Hey! Where is everyone?� *looks at the tv* Oh. Bret are you being naughty again?
Bret: *gives a maniacal cackle*
Silver: *shrugs and plops down on the floor beside the gremlin* �Oh well, at least it should prove interesting. (Looks down) Hey looky! (picks up a purple notebook and a fuzzy blue magic gel pen) *evil grin* Hehe....
Bret: *starts cackling again* (Evil laughter fills the room)
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ET: Chapter 2
Guide: o_o? - What....? �//-- A/N: Didn�t really change much in this chapter. ---------
(The Fellowship leaves Rivendell and heads for the Misty Mountains)
Becca: (starts to sing the song from The Sound of Music)
Emmy & Mid: (tackle her) Shut-up!
Becca: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: I thought it was a very nice tune.
Emmy & Mid: *edge away from the Elf slowly*
Gandalf: (ignores them) We must hold this course west��yada, yada, yada�..Mordor.
Emmy: Mordor?
Becca: Eep!
Mid: Duh! Where did you think we were going? Disneyland?
Emmy: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Mice will take over the world!
Fellowship: o_o
Trio: Hehe.
Fellowship: (ignores them)
Trio: Humph!
(Later that evening)
(The Fellowship has set up camp in the Misty Mt.)
Boromir: (is teaching Merry & Pippin to fight.)
Aragorn: (is watching)
Mid: (is watching to)
Aragorn: (tries to ignore her)
Gandalf & Gimli: (are smoking)�.Hehe.
Emmy: (is watching them closely)
Frodo & Sam: (are talking)
Legolas: (is keeping watch)
Becca: (is watching him)
Gandalf: 0_0?
Gimli: 0_0?
Emmy: (snickers)
Merry & Pippin: (tackles Boromir)
Legolas: Hey, I see something!
Fellowship: (doesn�t hear him)
Gandalf: (passes out with a stupid grin on his face)
Emmy: (whispers in Gimli�s ear) Bobby the evil bunny will get you in your sleep!
Gimli: (screams like a girl and runs off)
Fellowship: o_o
Emmy: (innocent look) What?
Legolas: (squints) hmmmm��
Emmy: (does same)
Legolas: -_-
Emmy: e_e
Becca: (points at the sky) Flying purple monkeys are attacking! Run for your lives! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (runs off)
Emmy, Mid, Merry & Pippin: (follow screaming)
Legolas: (weird look toward the Trio) Noooo, Crebain from Dunland.
Aragorn: At any rate�.hide!
All: (hide)
Birds: (fly past)
Emmy: Evil birds! Keep them away!
Merry & Pippin: (scream)
Becca: ~_~
All: (come out from hiding.)
Frodo: What were those?
Emmy: Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched.
All: o_o
Emmy: What? You asked.
Mid: Wasn�t Gandalf supposed to say that?
Emmy: (looks over to where Gandalf is passed out) How exactly?
Frodo: (sees Gandalf) Oh no! Gandalf! (runs over to him)
Gandalf: Looky at all the pretty birdys! Pretty birdys.
All: o_o
Emmy: (snickering)
Mid: Oy!
Becca: ~_~
Aragorn: How do you know that the south passage is being watched?
Emmy: Because it�s in the script?
Aragorn: o_o?
Emmy: Do not question the all powerful spoof authoress! Lest there be �ell to pay!
Aragorn: (backs away) Ooookay.
Merry & Pippin: (cower)
Boromir: Where�s Gimli?
Emmy: (snickers)
Sam: Now what do we do Mister Frodo?
Frodo: (shrugs) I don�t know Sam.
Emmy: (quietly) You know all of those slash stories about Sam & Frodo?
Mid: (quietly) Yeah, why?
Emmy: (says nothing just looks towards Sam & Frodo)
Mid: Emmy! Ewwww!
Becca: (wakes up) And to answer the question previously asked, we must take the pass of Caradhras. Which will also be blocked but we have to go there anyways, because I wanna see the great snow figures of Calvin & Hobbes.
Fellowship: o_o
Trio: ^_^
*
(The Caradhras)
(The Fellowship walk through the cold, cold, cold snow)
Becca: Alright it�s cold! Don�t remind me! Sheech! It�s bad enough.
Legolas: Well if you had brought warmer clothes��.
Becca: -_-
Legolas: (glups) I�m quiet.
Becca: Good.
(Sure enough about half ways up there stand the deformed snow art of Calvin & Hobbes.)
Emmy: Day three, half way up the mountain we come upon a group of horrific snow statues. Strange snowmen in different positions, some have there heads cut off by another snowman, some have weird disfigurations, and some are horrific monsters. What weird and horrific people could have done this?
Calvin & Hobbes: (wave)
Fellowship: (looks scared)
Becca: (takes pictures)
(The Fellowship continues up the mountain occasionally looking back in the direction of the snow figures.) Emmy: (plows through the snow until she reaches the edge) Yodel, lay, he, who! (Echos) (Back down at the group) Frodo: (trips) Ring: (goes flying) Boromir: (picks up the Ring) (Scene occurs) Boromir: (gives the Ring back to Frodo)
All: (reach the top of the mountain) Emmy: I am queen of the mountain! Fear me mortals! Fellowship: o_o Becca: Purple monkeys! Gimli: (whimpers) Mid: All hail the muse! (lightning strikes the mountain causing an avalanche) Mid: Eep! I mean no offence o great Zeus! Emmy: (sitting on a really big wooden sled) All aboard! Legolas: Where�d that come from? Emmy: My backpocket. Legolas: o_O All: (climb aboard) (Scene where the sled is going down the Mt. at top speed, dangerously missing sharp curves, flying over bumps, and everyone is screaming at the top of there lungs. We�ll note that the Trio is screaming for fun and the Fellowship is screaming out of fear.)
(finally they reach the bottom) Emmy: Wheeeee! That was fun! Mid: Do it again! Do it again! Becca: Can I look yet? Mid: Uh, yeah. Becca: Oh, good. Fellowship: (in various stages of being sick) Emmy: Now we get to go through the Mines of Moria! Becca: Oh, yay. ~ --/Finish/--
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