Get with the times, girl! Men aren't getting any smarter! If you don't own 'em, they run off and get hit by cars or they starve cause no one wants to feed 'em. They need lots of love... and chew toys...
Now how'd you manage to get OWNED anyway? DAMNIT! That's THREE free men that are owned now! First, Ethereal Desiderata, then Van Helschlong, now YOU! And it takes a long time to type out those names! From now on, it's Real, Van, and SYD. Got it?
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