Okay, that last video I posted was funny, but I came across this little thing and had to post it because it's exactly the kinds of things I would say to someone!
It's not my fault I am cynical! gonk
1. At least 2 people in this world consider you a mortal enemy who must be stopped at all costs.
2. At least 15 people in this world dislike you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever pretend to like you is because they want something.
4. A smile from you can cause people to think you have gone insane.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about how this is the night they will strangle you in your sleep.
6. You make the world miserable to someone.
7. If not for you, someone probably wouldn’t have committed suicide.
8. You are special and unique. In other words, special ed, and a complete wierdo.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists is stalking you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, well, your life is over, isn’t it?
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: It’s actually flipping you off.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, use blackmail, it always works.
13. Always remember the compliments you received, and let it remind you what a** kissing liars people can be.
14. Always tell someone how you REALLY feel about them. I mean, they already hate you anyway.
15. If you have a great friend, they will only betray you in the end. The world needs a reality check. If you don’t, your life will only get worse. Not possible, you say? Trust me, it can.
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