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Not suitable for ermmm.. young people. Hehe
Wanking (sp)- To take it out. Read on.
I decided to share with you a little tale of what happened in my Maths lesson yesterday. lol
My friend, Bussy, is a little stupid well more like innocent and ignorant. We got into the topic of sex and well let's just say that she's a bit dumb in that subject.
Leanne, my other friend, asked her "How do guys masturbate?" Teheee...
-I go to an all girls school, which explains a little bit of her ignorance, soo yeah...-
Bussy was like "What's that?" Remember she's like 15 turning 16 soon...
Leanne and I was like... it's what guys do to pleasure themselves once in a while to let it out otherwise their balls would explode...
That's our short definition. Then, Leanne made the action, you know..
Then, we asked her to tell us what it was again... Lol. Here we go:
B: It's when they take it out.
K: Take what out?
B: Goo.
L + K: HAHAHAHAHA...
L: How do they do it?
B: They PRESS it... (LOL)
K: They what?
B: They push it... rofl
Then, we went on to the topic of actual sex. We asked her "How do you do it?"
B: The normal way.
K: How?
B: You sit... Then, you jump...
L + K: HAHAHAHAHA... ok. What else?
B: Then you scream.. and call their name.
rofl rofl rofl
Gosh, she gives me soo much laughs it's unbelievable.
Then, Leanne asked her "What is Oral Sex?"
B: It's when you call someone up and talk about sex...
L + K: HAHAHAHAHA...
K: I think you're talking about phone sex, darling...
B: No. Oral. When you use your mouth to talk. (LOL)
B: Ok, then. It's when you use your tongue.
K: To what?
B: (Did licking action)
L + K: BWAHAHAHAHA...
L: Where?
B: Just like that... (Did licking action again)
Then.. we had to go home... though because school was over!!
L: You're hopeless. Karen tell her what it is please...
rofl rofl rofl
See how innocent she is. It's amazing.
Anyways, I'm on my exam period these past few weeks and I've nearly finished.
I've only got Science, Maths and Religious Studies to do and I'm free for the summer...
Plus, I have to make up a choreography for a Dance Solo and work on my Song Solo that I have to do in our End of Year Celebration.
I will be posting pictures and maybe a video of my performance...
Hope you enjoy my little -looks pretty long- tale...
More to come soon.
Have a great life everyone...
heart ,
Kazz
xxxx
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