Summary of my week with Melleh:
M: So then the guy was like.." so there will be no gum chewing permi- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! And the kid was like *squeak squeak sque-... eek *
H: *Starts laughin while drinking ice tea* *CHOKES* *CAN'T BREATHE FOR REALZ*
M: Still laughing *NOT HELPING*
H: *Can't cough because lungs are filled with Ice tea* *cries a little*
M: *LAUGHS STILL NOT HELPING*
H: *Walks over to sink to try and spit up ice tea* *...CANT* *continues to choke while laughing which just makes it worse*
M: ...hey? Are you ******** okay?
H: *Death stare* (Thinks: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M "********" OKAY?!)
M: *Laughs*
H: *Dies...cries a little more.*
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H: "Imma have ice tea...wait...what is this blaugh "
M: "Root beer! I got it especially for you!"
H: "AHAHA 4laugh "
M: " 4laugh "
H: "*struggling* I...can't reach... it ...
Sing to the tune of: When you were young by The Killers
Can we reach this root beer?
I don't know!"
M: ... stare
H: "Reaching higher and higher right before I,
make everything in the fridge fall down .
This really sucks now I walked into the fridge door!" gonk "
M:" eek "
H: "They say the devil's root beer aint so sweet..but I want a drink right now..."
M: "... rolleyes ... xd .. rofl "
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In science class:
Teacher: Can anybody tell us what this means?
M: *answers question correctly*
H: Yeah Mel!! 4laugh
M: ...?
H: *whispers and mouths out* Y-E-A-H M-E-L!!
M:...?
H: Ugghh! *looks down*
M:....
H: *holds up folder reading "SNAZZY!"*
M:... what the..oh- xd
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In science class next day:
Teacher: Can anybody tell us what this means?
M: *answers question correctly*
H: Yeah Mel!! 4laugh
M: ...?
H: *whispers and mouths out* Y-E-A-H M-E-L!!
M:...?
H: Ugghh! *looks down*
M:....
H: *holds up folder reading "SWEET JESUS!!"*
M:... what the..oh- xd
