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~ How To Murderize Boredom ~
-A List-
(duh)
1.) Write
2.) Read
3.) Make coffee
4.) Draw
5.) Play .Hack
6.) Read “Grim Tales from Down Below” webcomic
7.) Make MORE coffee
8.) Dig a hole...
9.) ...Fill it with pinecones...
10.) ...Add matches
11.) Make another list
12.) Gaia
13.) Fireworks
14.) Dial a random phone number and hang up
15.) WHEELO!!!
16.) Go find an acorn...
17.) ...And bury it
18.) Climb a tree and spell ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’
19.) Do Saiyaman poses (as a last resort)
20.) Find out what the busted lightswitch in the kitchen does...
21.) ...Make up a function for it
22.) Pat your head and rub your tummy
23.) Flip pennies into a shoe
24.) ~SCREEEEAM...
25.) Kill invisible ninja(s) with Seishiro <--( the name of my largest wooden sword.)
26.) Put peach/banana flavoring in the birdbath
27.) Drink a whole glass of ____, from 4 straws, without stopping
28.) Walk around the house saying: “Breezy fleas fly free”
29.) Blow snot-bubbles... (yeah, right)
30.) Plot heinous crime/world domination...
31.) ...The Catch: I will use only spoons
32.) Microwave tinfoil!
33.) Design a club hat...
34.) ...Come up with a club
35.) Draw a face on your hand...
36.) ...Interview it
37.) Spitball practice
38.) Bark at Indy 30 times <--(My dog.)
39.) ---Break this pencil
40.) Do the ‘Running Man’
41.) Cuss out the birdfeeder...
42.) ...Refill it
43.) Name the patio-bricks and give them all the same face
44.) Make handsoap bubbles...
45.) ...Predict the future in them
46.) Set (all) the clock(s) to Tokyo time...
47.) ...Change it/them back
48.) Dig a bunker and form a battle plan
49.) Circle all the (insert random letter)’s on a page of newspaper
50.) Cover your hand in Elmer’s glue, then peel it off
51.) Spitball-hunt 5 paper cranes
52.) Rewrite a song in Pig-Latin
53.) Uncork the lightblue bottle 50 times <--(I collect colored glass bottles.)
54.) Uncork the darkblue bottle 30 times...
55.) ...Find a cork for it <--(Got one.)
56.) Finish your sentences with: “Geedo-geedo” for the next half-hour
57.) Relay 1 roll of TP up from the basement, put it on the roller, then run it back
58.) Narrate a stakeout from the back of the family van <--(Yes; we have a van.)
59.) List 10 words starting with “(insert random letter)”
60.) Flip the lightswitch...
61.) ...Starting at the bottom of the stairs, then run up and flip the one at the top...
62.) ...Repeat until winded
63.) Say “spigot” 18 times
64.) Hide under the table and sing/hum “It’s a Small World”
65.) Do 40 toe-curls
66.) Smile as wide as possible while crossing your eyes
67.) “BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!”
68.) Wrap your head in a towel and “Walk-like an Egyp-tian, waay-oh waay-oh”
69.) Count all the screws in the house...
70.) ...Then all the lightbulbs
71.) Act out serving yourself a drink (You must have a towel on your arm)
72.) Say absolutely nothing to the next 3 telemarketers who call you
73.) Have a staring contest with your own reflection
74.) Take your socks off and tape them to the ceiling (If no socks, use your hands)
75.) Re-compose your favorite silly-song in Pig-Latin; add swears
76.) Predict what you had for lunch last week
77.) Walk into a silent/near silent room, wait five seconds, then yell “BOOOM!”
78.) Count the doorknobs in the house; make sure to include family members
79.) Name all the major appliances in the house; don’t forget nametags
80.) Rearrange the salt & pepper shakers every five minutes/whenever you pass by
81.) Jump out and scare someone; but make sure you’re facing away from the person you’re scaring
82.) Stop on a spot in your house and proclaim very loudly: “I claim this land for Spain!” (Works best when repeated several times)
83.) Name a single blade of grass in your lawn ‘the King’
84.) Terrorize ‘the King’s’ people with a garden hose
85.) Perfect your 'Evil Laugh' in the process
86.) Extra points if you can still remember which one is ‘the King’
87.) ???
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(Constantly getting longer... xd )
 Mitsukeru Furidomu · Thu Nov 08, 2007 @ 05:48am · 7 Comments |
