Yesterday, while we were at my grandparents, my mums old long term boyfriend (who she dumped in preference of my dad) came round to see everyone. It was hysterical, dad kept scooting out of every room David (old bf) went into. Me and my brother near died of silent laughter. So, we were just talking to im, and Josh asked him what his job was, and he said that if he told us, he would have to kill us. So, we were immediately fascinated, and eventually persuaded him to tell us. Turns out he is a techie (technical support officer) for one of the biggest special operation units in the country, and has worked with MI5. Yes folks, I could have had a spy for a dad.
And then I was talking to my great aunt about it afterwards, and it turns out that her daughter is body guard to the princess of saudi arabia. I tell no lies. It was completely insane. I was in shock for some time.
Good bye and thanks for reading, from Lady Heatherington-Smythe
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what a complete waste of a life eh?