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Well folks, it's that time again!
Namely 1:06 AM.
IT IS AT THIS HOUR WHEREUPON I HUMBLEY, WITH AND FORTHSTANDINGLY, AND FOR ALL INTENTS, PURPOSES, REASONS, CONFUSIONS, FORGETTINGS, REMEMBERINGS, INCECCENCIES, ECCENTRICITIES, ECLECTICITIES, AND ALL AROUND AND GENERALLY JUST PLAIN HALLUCINATIONS, HEREBY PROCLAIM ON A PROLIFIC, EXTENSIVE, AND SUPERFLUOUSLY LEGAL ACCOUNT, WITH NO DISINCLUSION, AND AN EXCEEDINGLY EXCRUCIATING LEVEL OF PARTICULAR DETAIL-MINDED WORDSMITHERY, THAT EVERY EXPOSITORY, EXCLAMATORY, EXTRACULATORILY FILLED SENTENCE OF SELF-INVENTED PHRASES, AND STATEMENT CONTAINED HEREWITHIN THIS ENCLOSED GEOMETRICAL MASTERPIECE, REPEATED AND PUNCTUATED BY MYSELF THUSWISE WITH NO EXCLUSIONS, IS OFFICIALLY, UNIVERSALLY, UNANIMOUSLY, AND UNDISPUTEDLY A LOAD OF ABSOLUTE AND UTTER NONSENSE.

Violators will be penalized with a -5 year expenditure in security prison. Repeated violators will be shot. Survivors will be mauled painfully by trained bears in fez hats and tutus.

Oh, look, it's 1:20 now.

I THINK SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY. Don't you think it's healthy? Don't you? Don't you? DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU? DON'T
BE
CRUEL
HOO-HAA IT'S *drool*

"At that point, the mentally unsound child decided that he rather enjoyed the feeling of plastic on his forehead, and brought the latter in quick collision with his keyboard whilst narrating to himself from an exterior point-of-view. And laughing hysterically at Gaston."