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Memento Mori
Remember you are mortal, remember you will die.
Stories to Scare Cyberers - The Compendium - GRAPHIC.
I was bored one evening when I was on an account and I decided "Hey. I'm not going to flame cyberers today. Instead, I'm going to see if I can scare the hell out of them." I tried it yesterday with a decent level of success. ^_^. I had the help of various people which are currently on my Lizzie's friend's list. xD.

The very first one I did involved a serial killer/rapist roaming around Gaia. I will write the general layout of what I said.

Ming's Scary OMFG Killer Serial Rapist Story- THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC


Ming: -comes up to a person asking cyber- Hey. Are you aware of the [guy/girl, depends on gender of other player] that got killed on Gaia?

Ming: -waits for answer-

Ming: He was on the New York Times headline two days ago. The [guy/girl, will be known as guy] was killed by a serial killer on Gaia.

Ming: The killer...well he...tracks the person he cybers with down, goes to their home, rapes them, and then kills them painfully.

Ming: Well, the latest victim...he...well...was found two days ago and it was horrible.

Ming: [His/her] eyeball was pulled out of his eyesocket, and then crushed on the ground like a grape, leaking blood and fluid all over the floor.

Ming: His gut was cut open with a ******** knife, and her intestines fell to the floor. By the time the police got there, there were maggots growing and wriggling inside the intestines. The smell of feces and blood was in the air.

Ming: Every single finger and toe of the guy was cut off while the person was living, knuckle by knuckle. However, they couldn't find it on scene.

Ming: When they did the autopsy, they found out why. The victim was forced to eat every finger and toe.

Ming: [For a guy] The guy's d**k was cut off by an electric saw and was stuck into the victim's mouth as a gag to keep him quiet.

[For a girl] You know, how you're supposed to wipe back to front? The guy did that to a girl with a knife. He stuck the knife in her butthole and pulled through to her v****a. If she had lived, she would always have s**t and urine leaking out of her a**.

Ming: Please. Just log out of Towns and come back in a couple days when they catch this serial killer. [Normally they log at this point. XD. Stubborn people who ask for proof need more convincing. Which is why Gaia's broken topic system is pretty decent]

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Extra:

Ming: Gaia was trying to do damage control by "breaking" the topics and preventing the serial killer from going to "cyber rooms"

Ming: Go check the New York Post a couple days ago. It's the main headline.





Anyways, I scared quite a number of people with this. =). XD. There's also a variant involving Santa Claus being a serial killer. =). I was helped by two other people; the "Santa Claus" and a fellow "warning-er" (Bullet_Witch)

I'll post the Syphilis one next. =) The Syphilis one was COMPLETELY entertaining. I convinced a cybering girl to tell her mom that she has syphilis that she caught through cyber sex. Ha ha. xD. I also caused a few other people to log out. The previously-mentioned one was more effective though...or perhaps I need to use this more. Maybe I should name a different disease. >_>Oh. s**t. I have an idea for a new one.

Mura's Syphilis Argument

Mura: Hello. You might have syphilis from cybering.

Mura: Syphilis is a disease that spreads by having sex or having online sex because it can transmogrify and propogate itself from a digital entity to a biological one.

Mura: It can spread through the internet and make you sick. Syphilis causes uncureable insanity and death if caught late.

Mura: You should tell your mom right away! Before it's too late! There's eight stages of the disease! You can only be cured if you get caught on stage two!

Mura: Hurry before it's too late!


I still don't get how this one works. -shrug- I did figure out a new one. It involves our 13th Amendment of the United States Constitution and 1865.

Mura's Anti-Slavery!


Mura: Slavery was made illegal in 1865.

Mura: You are breaking the 13th Constitution and can be placed into prison.

Mura: People have reported you for breaking the law.

Mura: The police are slowly tracing you through Gaia and will eventually find your address.

Mura: You should QUICKLY close Towns before they arrest you!


This seems to be the most successful on actual "Sex slave" people, but it can be adapted to cybering. >_>. XD. Just make it 2003 and 47th Amendment against public sex things.

I'm tempted to make a cop-character to go "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE UNITED STATES FBI" and all that. xD






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Aldex Ahriman
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commentCommented on: Fri Jul 25, 2008 @ 01:34pm
OMG! hilarious rofl


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