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Skykingmatthew [10:53 A.M.]: On a scale of 1 to 10, I am a weigh.
BritbratII [10:53 A.M.]: huh?
Skykingmatthew [10:54 A.M.]: My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.
Skykingmatthew [10:54 A.M.]: Today we salute you, Mr. All-Day Away Message. You live your life away from the computer with complete confidence that all your buddies know exactly what you're doing, and when. You don't hit that "I'm away" button until you've covered every  boring detail of your day since your last away message, right down to potty break updates. With obvious concern for your buddies of the nocturnal persuasion, you always end your day with a "sleeping" away message. Because with your little yellow notepad you
Skykingmatthew [10:55 A.M.]:


I'm in the bathroom because I'd rather put up with my crap than yours.
BritbratII [10:55 A.M.]: lol whered u fund these
Skykingmatthew [10:56 A.M.]: Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
Skykingmatthew [10:56 A.M.]: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter