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Roleplays.

All of them are either stupid, extreme literate, stupid, cliche, stupid or dead.
They are full of little fangirls screaming about yaoi.
They all write in size -3 font.
Length requirements? What is that? That's pathetic.
"You must write at least three lines per post." Sure, fine.
"You must write at least three paragraphs with at least five sentences each." That's stupid. I don't want to read a five line paragraph about the ******** carpet because there's nothing left to say after "I am Minoru Ishikawa."

Sorry, you're an idiot.

Let me tell you something else; most of you aren't Japanese. Deal with it.

Also, most of you are girls. That is why you prefer to do yaoi. Girls like boys. Well, a lot of girls like boys. And since it seems so few boys roleplay, girls feel the need to act as boys. But they're not lesbians. They can't play boys who like girls. So they decide to play boys who like boys. Then you've got two straight girls squealing over two gay boys in love.

Guess what kiddies, you're both still girls.

It's a better idea to make an all-girls boarding school roleplay and experiment with lesbianism. Honestly.


Girls, stop yaoi-ing. Players, stop with the crazy names*. Creators, stop requiring eight hundred lines. Also creators, stop being cliched idiots. You could very easily join one of the already existing "Yaoi Japanese Vampire Boys Stuck in a Mansion in a Forest High School Magical Powers and Creatures it's Slave and Master We All Have Abilities" roleplays.


Really.


*[no offence to Japan or any other country, that's not at all what I meant.]