I have no clue why i was having a conversation with the NPC, but it turned out kinda fun. xD
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:35] ...I don't know why I'm talking to you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:35] Your step will soil many countries.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:35] AWESOME!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:35] You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:36] Seriously? That's amazing!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:36] Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:36] Wrong? WTF are you talking about?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:36] Avoid reality at all costs.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:36] .....I like that idea.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:36] You have many friends and very few living enemies.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:37] I think you have that backwards....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:37] You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:37] Lol. Defective Breaks....xD
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:37] You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:37] I'm beginning to like the way you think...xD
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:37] Good day to let down old friends who need help.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:38] ....What the hell is that supposed to mean
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:38] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:39] Nooo! Don't let the Purple Glued Samurais Get me!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:39] Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:39] Relax while Purple Glued Motorcycle Riding Samurais are after me? NEVER!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:39] You are magnetic in your bearing.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:40] ....No wonder the magnets keep sticking to me....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:40] Keep it short for pithy sake.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:40] ...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:40] Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:40] Grr...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:41] You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:41] ....That may be true....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:41] You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:42] AWESOME! $$$$$$$$$$$$$
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:42] You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:42] Are you saying I'm one big mistake!?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:42] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:42] That makes no sense.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:42] You are capable of planning your future.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:42] Thank you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:43] You will be run over by a bus.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:43] WHAT!? ******** THAT! THE HELL I WILL!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:43] You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:43] Good.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:43] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:43] Are you saying that the Bf I don't have s CHEATING on me!?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:44] You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:44] Coolness.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:44] You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:44] Gee. Thanks. I feel loved.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:44] You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:45] Why do you insist that I have a bofriend? IS SOMEONE NOT TELLING ME SOMETHING!?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:45] Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:45] ...how much do I owe?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:45] People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:46] Maybe that wasn't a dream ater all....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:46] You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:46] So you're saying That I'll be married by 15 and divorced by 17? Wtf are you talking about?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:46] Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:47] ....That sounds fun.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:47] You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:47] ....I suppose...then I can corrupt them into my evil followers
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:47] You will pass away very quickly.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:47] .....My evil plot is working. .....xD
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:48] Snow Day -- stay home.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:48] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNOW!!!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:48] You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to
leave it behind.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:49] I did have happiness once.....and it wasn't left behind....it just got lost and took a few wrong turns/
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:49] Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:49] ....How would you know?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:49] You will live to see your grandchildren.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:49] Ah s**t. How do have grandchldren? I'm not having kids!?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:49] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:50] Well, you're the one taking the time to type this 'trash'.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:50] If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:50] ....strange....but yet...it makes sense.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:50] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:51] .....That's strangely true....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:51] You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:51] .....Woops....I think I ust died. Please alert the undertakers.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:52] Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:52] Woohoo.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:52] You will inherit millions of dollars.
z_x_Emo_Panda_x_z: [10:52] ^.^ Oh Yeah! Who's your rich awesomeness filled person!? ^.^
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:52] Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
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