In ancient China, there was a panda who was playing ping pong. When he was taking a break, he came upon an odd tasting piece of bamboo. He was just a regular panda who played ping pong, until he ate the bamboo. After he slept the next night he noticed that he could throw massive chunks of bamboo and somehow obtained the tainted toys sold at Walmart. He wanted to save the world...by saving his fellow panda-mates.
Power Panda is a chubby, furry, sweet kind of guy. He never would have thought that he of all pandas could save his other fellow panda-mates from extinction. His eyes were intensely red and fierce with the flames of victory. He had the strength of Iron Man, the speed of Flash Gordon, and beautiful black and white locks of fur that he brushed one hundred times a day which floated in the wind.
He met a very nice cat named Mr. Panther. Mr. Panther was cunning and sly. Power Panda had no idea that Mr. Panther was trying to kill him. Little did Mr. Panther know that Power Panda had gained awesome Kung Fu abilities. Mr. Panther was from Korea, and was mind-controlled by Kim Jong Il (the Korean dictator) to enslave all pandas of the world. Mr. Panther threw his evil Tae Kwon Do moves on Power Panda. He called upon his panda family with a ROAR. He made a 360 degree spin several times forcing the air to pressure Mr. Panther's stomach. Once he used the Ni Hao Hurricane, he annihilated him with the Tsunami Swipe, and Bamboo-boo. Mr. Panther would never be able to enslave the pandas.
Power Panda was the idol and Ping Pong Champion of the world. Any Asian monster that stumbles upon him will lose to the undefeated Power Panda. So whenever you pick up a piece of bamboo, remember Power Panda.
 tabluvr · Thu Mar 05, 2009 @ 12:19am · 0 Comments |
