Doug finally made his decision to destroy Ami. She looked like a sweet young girl. He loved her very much, but how can you love someone who is trying to kill you? I knew that Satan was immortal, and even if he shot her she would still live. That' wouldn't mean she couldn't get awfully hurt though.......He got out of the car. Ami stared him down and prepared to produce a fire ball. He took his AK-47 and shot her from behind. It was a direct head wound. The rusty bullet knocked her off of her fire-y cloud and blood just shot up like a bidet from her skull. Doug gently carried her to the hospital. He supported her head. How was he going to tell the doctors about this. "Oh, my daughter is reincarnated from the devil and she tried to kill me but I injured her instead. Can you fix it?" Let's be real here.
Obviously it's impossible to heal something vital like that. Ami wasn't human though. Doug was very positive that it would heal in a day. He took her to the hospital and said to the doctors, "My daughter Ami went to school, and one of her school-mates brought a gun. They shot Ami and hundreds of other children. Is there anything you can do?" The doctor scoffed, "There is nothing you can do about this. It's physically impossible. The bullet is shot directly in the middle of her brain. I don't even know how her body is still functioning and how she is even living!" Doug replied, "We took her to a hospital in Baton Rouge and she reached a point where they would have to amputate her leg the next day, but overnight she healed! All in one day!" The doctor was stunned. He had no idea what to say. Doug promised to come back the next day.
In the meantime, he went to a spiritual shop full of creepy Jesus freaks. There was this one silvery bullet decorated in beautiful red swirls. If you believed you could shoot your daughter, the devil, with this, the workers at that shop in particular would believe you too. He asked the shop owner who was also the cashier if he could buy that bullet. He asked, "What for?" Doug said, "My daughter is reincarnated from the Devil. She has killed one thousand people and is a mass murderer. She also has telekinesis. She's in the hospital right now because I shot her with a normal bullet. She has a head concussion but I know she will heal in one day." The shopkeeper was horrified and amazed at the same time. He whimpered, "Yes, what a great deal this means to us all." Every customer looked at Doug like he was God. The bullet was $100.00 exactly. He paid it in full price plus tax and it was totally worth it. Next he planned to enter the hospital.
It was nightfall and Ami was asleep. How would he get pass the security guards and the metal detectors? The only thing he could do was climb up the wall. Thank god she was only on the second floor. He groped a ladder nearby which was a coincidence. The window was just magically open, like Jesus was guiding him through every move or something. He climbed in with a rope he found randomly on the ground. As soon as his feet touched the tile floor, he took his gun out. He decided to aim the gun at her heart. It was physically touching her skin and before Doug knew it, at 10:00 p.m. on a Friday night, She was dead. He killed Satan. Oh my god, this guy is gonna be in the bible.
 tabluvr · Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 02:03am · 1 Comments |
