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my cousin was married, again of friday evening. her sister, a year younger looked like a model. i can not believe they did that whole speak now or forever hold your piece. i looked around wondering if any one was going to say anything. hey it is her mistake let her make it.
the bride was serene and the inebriated.

i wrote a poem in my head during the ceremony. it was not about how lovely it was or anything like that. i was just trying to keep a straight face.
but i forgot it.

my cousin took my by the hand and pulled me over to his table. he pointed out i was alone. i said i was always alone.
so i let my cousin feed me shots of tequila. i hate tequila but apparently i like the super expensive stuff. one think i got out of college was i can totally do shots. woohoo.
other people kept making sure i was drinking from the fountain punch bowl because it was spiked.
normally i pretty much dislike my family.
then somehow i get totally wasted with them and they are fantastic and i get all i love you and miss you and why are we not close. in those moments i seem to forget the nasty comments and rumors that abounded at other times. we are messed up and drunk.

i was so toasted that we were allowed to take two hydrenja bushes. i walked up to one of the head tables where the grandparents were sitting and plucked the plant of the table.

i did not even make it out of the parking lot before i got sick.

apparently the bride and groom had a fight and the groom went home with his SISTER! letting his new wife drive drunk home with the baby!

the dj totally sucked. they did not even play White Wedding which was the perfect song.