iGerbil
When life gives you lemons you squirt the lemons in life's eye and run like hell ._.
XxDeMoNiC_AnGeL_WoLfxX
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
friends are like condoms they help when things get hard
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
friends are like condoms they help when things get hard
eVL_tEdDyBeAr
Today, i will be happier than a bird with a french fry!
I did NOT hit you! I simply high fived you in the face.
Oh please, i dont turn heads, i ******** break necks!
Ask me about my ability to annoy compleate strangers
I did NOT hit you! I simply high fived you in the face.
Oh please, i dont turn heads, i ******** break necks!
Ask me about my ability to annoy compleate strangers
Zetsae
So this is the Gaia community now. Now they have strip poles and sausages.
Secks Marauder
Why are there always three jews?
Are they required to travel into bars in three's?
Are they required to travel into bars in three's?
What music they make!~~
